A.N; Well, this is my 3rd story; the first one is in-complete Puckleberry, the 2nd one is a Cherry oneshot and this one is a Puckleberry facebook story. After this one I plan on doing a Cherry Facebook story, (With the same title; except it's going to be 'Status Update; Cherry!') then Samchel, ( - Vice-versa) then Berryford :) .. What?, I like to mix it up a little ;) .. I hope you enjoy and I make sure I say this in all my stories; Remember; Read and Review .. Thank you ;)

BTW: Smh - Shaking my head .. Just incase you didn't know ;)

Oh and Karosky is a GOOD guy! .. He's not a bully,a homophobic or gay.


Quinn Fabray is now in a relationship with Finn Hudson.

(^Rachel Berry likes this.)

Quinn Fabray: Alert the media! Manhands is finally over my boyfriend .. Or so she pretends.. Should I be worried? I think not..

Rachel Berry: Uhh Quinn? .. I actually liked this status because I'll 'finally' have Finn off my back.. and you should be worried because I recieved a text from Finn this morning saying would I go out with him .. 'But would I date Finn again? I think not..'

Noah Puckerman: Badass Rach .. I like it ;) .. Oh and if I liked this status; it would be because Frankenteen would actually have a reason not to stare up those tiny skirts Rach wears .. But I didn't like it because to be honest, nobody gives a shit..

Rachel Berry: Like! xD

Santana Lopez: Like! ;)

Sam Evans: Like! :D

Artie Abrams: Like! :)

Matt Rutherford: Like! :P

Mike Chang: Like! ;P

Mercedes Jones: Like! :o)

Brittany Pierce: Like! ;o)

Kurt Hummel: Like! .. Umm.. :o} !

(^Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry, Wes Davidson and 17 others liked this.)

Blaine Anderson: Like XD

Rachel Berry: Blaine! .. That was MY smiley! :l .. Smh.

(^Kurt Hummel, Noah Puckerman, Santana Lopez and 24 others liked this.)

Blaine Anderson: Your smiley doesn't have a capital x .. Mine does ;)

Rachel Berry: Ugh.. Fine.

(^Blaine Anderson liked this.)

Finn Hudson: .. Dislike! :l

Santana Lopez: Congrats, Finnocence. You found a new smiley! But guess what? ... NO ONE CARES!.

Quinn Fabray: Santana! Get OFF my status! .. And everyone else who have nothing nice to say!

Brittany Pierce: But Quinn .. You never have anything nice to say, so why are you telling other people to? :S ..

(^Rachel Berry, Mike Chang, Holly Holiday and 86 other people likes this.)

Noah Puckerman: QUINN GOT BURNED! .. Even a teacher liked this! LOL AT QUINN! :D

Brittany Pierce: Quinn got burned? .. Someone help her! :O

Santana Lopez: Britt, I'll explain it to you on chat :)

Brittany Pierce: Okay? ..

Quinn Fabray: I hate you all ..

Holly Holiday: Well that's no way to speak to a teacher!

Quinn Fabray: I'm SO sorry! .. Please don't give me detention? :O

Holly Holiday: Quinn.. I was joking. I don't even work at McKinley anymore..

Rachel Berry: PONNED!

(^Santana Lopez, Holly Holiday, Wes Davidson and 58 others likes this.)


Noah Puckerman - Rachel Berry is SO awesome and Badass, I can honestly say she is the BESTEST, BESTEST Bestfriend in this entire world! .. She's SO much cooler than me! .. Don't even listen if I deny it!. I'm going to go play with my Barbies now ..

Kurt Hummel: Oooh, Do I smell Puckleberry? *Praying while typing this* ;)

(^Blaine Anderson, Brittany Pierce, Mike Chang and 479 other people likes this.)

Santana Lopez: Yes? .. Wait, that's not even a question, it's a DEMAND!.

(^ Matt Rutherford, Will Schuester, Kurt Hummel and 39 other people likes this.)

Finn Hudson: Puckleberry? .. :'(

Rachel Berry: I'm just going to ignore that comment, Finn! .. And 479 people likes Puckleberry? .. Seriously?

Noah Puckerman: What can I say, Berry?.. We're two Hot Jews ;) and Finn; . .. *Back to the real subject here* RACHEL BARBARA BERRY! ..

Rachel Berry: Yes? .. *With the most innocent face imaginable.*

Santana Lopez: Haha Rach! .. Is this true Puckerman? ;)

Brittany Pierce: Puck has Barbies? .. OMG me too! .. You should totally bring them over to my house!.. We could play Tea parties, and dress up and sleepovers! .. Doesn't that sound Fun? :D

Rachel Berry: Yeah Noah! .. Doesn't that sound like fun? ;)

Noah Puckerman: Britt; I never have and never will play with a Barbie .. I'm sorry, it's just Berry thinks it's cool to make up shitty lies! .. Santana; Oh Yeah, it's SO true .. Like you saying your Sand-Bags are real ;) .. Rach; I know where you live! .. You better have a fucking good hiding place because I'm now coming over .. *With the most Evil face imaginable*

Rachel Berry: You wouldn't ..

Rachel Berry: Noah? ..

Mercedes Jones: Should I be worried? :S ..

Sam Evans: I am ..

Matt Rutherford: Me too ..

Santana Lopez: Ditto ..

Brittany Pierce: Same ..

Mike Chang: My point exactly ..

Artie Abrams: You read my mind, Yo ..

Blaine Anderson: You couldn't of put it more correctly ..

Rachel Berry: Are you guys really going to start this again? :)

Santana Lopez: Rachel! .. Where are you? .. Has Puck got you yet? .. How are you on Facebook right now?.. Are you harmed in any way because if he's done anything I swear I'll cortar las pelotas y darles de comer a él! ..

Rachel Berry: San, I've been taking Spanish for Far to long to not understand what that means and trust me, that won't be necessary.. Well, not yet anyway ;) .. And to answer your other questions; I'm using my phone from my Awesome hiding place, Noah hasn't found me yet because of how Awesome it is ;) .. and even though you and I both know he wouldn't hurt me, if he did I would use my brand new perfected Ninja skills that Mike taught me ;)

Mike Chang: Dudes, She's not lying! .. She like just as good as me, if not better! .. She flipped Frankenteen yesterday!

Finn Hudson: That really hurt :l .. You should really learn to control your ninja skills .. Just sayin'.

Rachel Berry: You should really learn to not sneak up on people and grab their ass .. Just sayin'.

Noah Puckerman: YOU FUCKING WHAT?

Finn Hudson: It was an accident! .. She's lying!.

Rachel Berry: I'm lying? :O .. Oh yeah!, I forgot that it's so natural to silently walk up behind someone who's unaware your there and then your hand 'accidentally' grabbing their ass .. My bad. Get real, Finn!

Dave Karosky: You wait until Monday, Hudson..

(^Mike Chang, Matt Rutherford, Sam Evans and 19 others like this.)

Quinn Fabray: Finn? .. Is this true? ..

Finn Hudson: No? .. I mean, No. I promise.. I would never lie to you.

Finn Hudson: Quinn? ..


Quinn Fabray is now single.

-Comments-

Finn Hudson: Quinn, please don't do this..

Rachel Berry: It's a bit to late now, Finnessa. Facebook just made it official..

(^Dave Karosky, Santana Lopez, Noah Puckerman and 659 others likes this.)

Rachel Berry: Quinn?. I know we don't get on, but if it means anything, I'm really sorry. May not be the right time, but San and Britt are coming over to my house tonight for a girly sleepover ... Interested? :)

Quinn Fabray: After all I've put you through? .. Your ready to just put it behind us and invite me to your sleepover? :')

Rachel Berry: Well, since you put it like that .. I'm kidding ;) .. Sure. I'm ready to put it behind us. And besides, I think you need to be surrounded by girls who are prepared with tubs of Ben and Jerry's and 3 pairs of shoulders to cry on now more than ever :')

Quinn Fabray: What about Santana and Brittany?

Santana Lopez: It's fine with Britt .. I'm not so sure.

Rachel Berry: San, come on. The girl has just broken up with her idiot boyfriend. She needs girlfriends right now .. Please? .. For me?

Santana Lopez: Hmmm .. Fine. For you.. But Fabray, I don't give a shit how heartbroken you are, you still earn back friendship.

Quinn Fabray: I totally understand and agree, Santana. The way I treated you .. Well, all three of you for that matter, is really unforgivable and I won't blame you if you don't forgive me, but if you do, I think we can be really great friends again.

Santana Lopez: We'll see .. And Rach, are you still hiding? ;)

Rachel Berry: ... Maybe ;)


Noah Puckerman: Rachel Berry .. Where are you midget?

-Comments-

Rachel Berry: To answer or not to answer; that is the question. ;)

Santana Lopez: Haven't you been looking for a couple of hours now? :S

Noah Puckerman: 3 hours .. But I'm not giving up. I'm going to find you midget! .. Oooh!, I have an idea!.

Rachel Berry: My phone is on silent, so texting/calling me then listening if you can hear it? .. Not going to work ;)

Noah Puckerman: Berry! .. You read my MIND!

Santana Lopez: Oooh, Do I smell Puckleberry? .. Okay, now you've got me quoting Hummel, but it was necessary ;)

Kurt Hummel: You say that like it's a bad thing, my fine-looking friend. My words are the words of a genius! :)

Mike Chang: He's right .. He quotes me WAY to much! ;D

Rachel Berry: And where do you get your wise words? .. Me, of course ;)

Santana Lopez: And where did you get your swagger? .. Your talking to her! xD

Brittany Pierce: But where did you get mine, yours and Rach's pinky shake from? .. That was me if I remember rightly :)

Matt Rutherford: Yeah, but remind me, who was it who taught you the worm, huh? .. I think that was me :)

Mercedes Jones: Who was it that first showed you that you could dance? .. Can you remember that? ;)

Matt Rutherford: Ohh Yeah! .. I totally remember that! :) .. Wow! So long ago! ;)

Rachel Berry: Okay .. You two just TOTALLY broke the cycle!

(^Matt Rutherford, Mercedes Jones, Kurt Hummel and 375 others liked this.)


A.N: I LOVE FACEBOOK FANFICS! .. When I was writing this, I just couldn't stop! .. This isn't just a oneshot, I want to try and get it quite long actually. As I said up there ^^ I'm still doing the Cherry, Samchel and Berryford Facebook Fanfics, but it might take a while as I'm still writing my other Puckleberry Fanfic 'The New Badass Family In Town' and I'm considering making my oneshot Cherry Fanfic 'Excuse Me?' (it's either called that or 'Excuse Me!' :D) an actual length story .. I'm not sure.. Obviously you've finished reading this, (or you've just decided to randomly scroll to the bottom ..) so if you liked it, you should really read my other Fanfics! (There's only two, but O'well ;D) .. When/if you do, you will soon find out my sad little motto .. Which I LOVE!; "Remember; Read and Review!" .. Well, all that's left to say is REMEMBER; READ AND REVIEW! Haha ;)