Note: Yes it's back! some people did ask for it and I enjoyed doing this alot last time so here it is.


Wrestling Is Survivor 2: Back To The Island

Chapter 1: Introducing The Contestants

The camera swoops down revealing someone's back with their arms outstretched. Chris Jericho turns round before speaking, " welcome to wrestling is survivor two, back to the island. And yes after much deliberation this show has a second series with the winner getting a match of their choice, any time, any place."

Chris walks a few meters and stops at a clearing before speaking, " Now just down there is where the camps are, so lets get right to it and introduce the Champions Tribe. First the biggest man in pro wrestling and one half of the world tag team champions, The Big Show."

The Big Show appears and is looking less than happy. He glares at Jericho before speaking, " Why am I here?"

" Because Vinnie Mac said so."

Big Show wanders off towards camp muttering to himself. Chris sees that his gone and then speaks, " Ok on to our second person, introducing our new U.S Champion, Chris Benoit."

Chris walks on and stands nose to nose with Jericho before he says, " Once I win this, I will once again be the world heavyweight champion."

Benoit then heads down to camp and Chris continues, " And introducing thirdly, he is the cruiser weight champion of the world, Gregory Helms."

Like Benoit, Helms goes right up to Chris and stands nose to nose, " Once the greatest cruiser weight in history wins this, he is going on to face the world heavyweight champion, where he will be a double champion."

Helms then goes in the direction Big Show and Benoit have already headed and Chris continues, " Our next participants, the WWE tag team champions, Joey Mercury and Johnny Nitro."

Mercury and Nitro appear in their coats and sunglasses and approach Chris

" Where the paparazzi?" Nitro asked

" They didn't want to come."

" They didn't want to come, don't they know who we are?" Mercury says

" Yes, but they still didn't want to risk it, now move along I still got loads of people to introduce."

Mercury and Nitro do so and Chris continues, " Now introducing for his second stint on the show, the WWE Champion, John Cena."

Cena comes out and approaches Chris, " the champ is back, and this time, is gonna win."

Cena then walks off and Chris continues, " Now on to the final person, the new Intercontinental champion, Shelton Benjamin."

Shelton appears with his momma close behind, she goes right up to Chris before shouting, " Now Jericho, my baby ain't going in no jungle!"

" It has to be this way." Chris said

" Oh no it don't!" Momma Benjmin shouted

" I don't wanna go in there momma." Shelton whined

" Don't worry baby, momma won't let ya."

" It's that or lose the Intercontinental title."

" I ain't losing my title."

" Good, now get in there mommas boy." Chris said, giving Shelton a hard push in the direction of the camp."

" Now hold on a minute, you can't put my boy in there!"

" Security!"

Kane then appears and stares down Momma, who backs off and eventually disappears."

" Right, now with the champions tribe complete, lets move to the Challenger tribe. Introducing first Booker T."

Booker comes out staring at his hand before speaking, " You know what Chris? Once I win this, I will go on and become a six time duh-c-duh champion."

" It's the world heavyweight title jackass." Chris corrects

" It will always be the duh-c-duh title to Booker, now can you dig that SUCKA!"

Chris just shakes his head as Booker walks off, " Now introducing second, former WWE champion, the rated R superstar Edge."

Edge walk on with an angry look on his face, " This isn't fair, this is just another chance for you to screw me, Im not doing it!"

" You have no choice, either do this or get fired." Chris said, Edge then turned round and entered the jungle.

" Next up, we have Mr Monday Night Rob Van Dam."

Rob comes on and does his thumb thing before heading into the camp.

" Next we have a former cruiser weight champion, Kid Kash."

Kash comes in and stands right near Chris before speaking, " Once I win this, then it's off to the main event at wrestlemaina for me, which means Ka ching"

Kash then enters the jungle and Chris continues, " Next up." Chris is then interrupted

" Mr Kennedy!." Kennedy then appears and stands right next to Chris, he leans in and says, " Kennedy."

Mr. Kennedy then walks into the jungle and Chris continues, " Introducing next, Brian Kendrick."

Kendrick sprints in and pass Chris, he runs up to a tree and climbs it to the first branch and does a back flip off it before going into the jungle.

" Strange kid." Chris mutters before speaking again, " And lastly, version one himself, Matt Hardy."

Matt comes in doing his V1 salute and approaches Chris, " Matt Hardy is going in to get himself a world heavyweight title shot, and will show Vince and all the big wigs up there that Matt Hardy V1 is a worthy superstar."

Once Matt is out of site Chris turns to the camera, " Well that is all the contestants introduced, so make sure you join us next time on WRESTLING IS SURVIVOR!"


Champions Tribe

Big Show, Chris Benoit, Gregory Helms, Joey Mercury, Johnny Nitro, John Cena and Shelton Benjamin

Challenger Tribe

Booker T, Edge, RVD, Kid Kash, Mr Kennedy, Brian Kendrick and Matt Hardy