Author's Note:
First of all, each stanza with two spaces (or, because of this stupid site formatting, a zero) between it and the next is a different occasion (and a different game). In other words: No spaces between them is a seperate line; one: a stanza; two (or, because of this stupid site formatting, a zero): a section, or occasion. There are five occasions in all.
The first one is from OoA, in which there's a ring that makes you look like an octorock.
This one's from OoT, using a Deku nut, the Skull Mask, and, of course, bombs.
This one's from MM. I mainly did it in Stone Tower Temple.
This one uses a glitch in OoT, where you get hurt by a bomb, quickly talk to a person (or use your ocarina), and then stop talking to them (or stop using the ocarina). You then get hurt by the blast again, even though it's gone!
This one's pretty self-explanatory--I just added dramatic effect.
Playing With the Game
In the form of an octorock, I'm sneaking around.
My mission is to stay in my guise.
I remove the ring when there's no-one to be found.
If a monster see's me...He'll have to meet his demise...
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I am "magic Deku nut'n'", My face begins to fluctuate A bombing monster, I now am,
I throw the nut, and begin to violently shake
(By rapidly tapping the "R" button
Yes, I know the shaking is fake)
Between my own and that of a skull with horns.
You'd think that me, it would incapacitate;
But instead it makes burst out in viscous roarin's.
Who plants a bomb near people and runs
You'd think Link'd be a decent young man,
But he's not himself--and he thinks it's fun!
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Only Gorons can open doors!
When I go through a door, I must be a Goron.
Why this is, I do not know (I'm floored)...
But if I don't follow this rule...I'm a moron!
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By a bomb I get hurt.
Then I talk to a Zora (doing it really fast).
Then the Zora--that jerk--
Punches me (which hurts as much as the blast)!
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I'm on Dragon Roost Isle. As I plummet, in terror, I scream. I collapse on the shore; It being over, no doubt
I watch as below, the waves boom.
I stand at the edge of the cliff for awhile.
And then I jump...to my doom.
I land, with a thud, on the ground,
With pain going through me in streams.
Everything's fading--all sight and all sound.
(Collapsing into the position in which you crawl).
The camera dramatically, rotationally pans out;
As the waves caress my dead body that's sprawled...
