The Idea started after seeing the Naruto Deleted Scenes animation at newgrounds. Naruto decides to become a pimp, and squares off against the Animes biggest pimp. And here it is.
Chapter 1: Uzamaki Naruto: Pimp of Kohona.
One day Kakashi decides to hold a special training session since his team hadn't been together for a while. The attack on Kohona by sand and sound was a little over a weak now. Though that training session was the weirdest one Kakashi had ever witnessed.
"Wow! You're here on time!" said Sakura as Kakashi arrived.
"Thats not a good sign, somethings going to go wrong today," replied Sasuke.
"What could possibly go wrong?" asked Kakashi smiling through his mask. However he wished he hadn't said anything. What happened next would scar Takashi's psyche for the rest of his life.
"What up," said Naruto dressed in a purple suite, 2 inch elevater shoes, and a purple pimp hat with a feather.
"What the hell are you doing?" screamed Sakura.
"Looks good, but has a bit of a personality problem. Nothing that I can't fix," Naruto said Eyeing Sakura.
"Naruto, don't look treat Sakura like that Baka," Sasuke said in a cold and distant voice that said 'I care and want to say it, but don't want you to realize it".
"Shut up," Naruto responded, "She's my ho now, besides. Your gay anyway," and with that Naruto snapped his fingers and walked off. Sakura followed naruto quite confused and thinking, Its happening just like in my dreams! Sasuke only turned bright red thinking How did he find out?
Naruto walked through the training grounds and saw Hinata waiting, "Stay here," he told Sakura. She listened as NAruto walked up to Hinata, who turned bright red and was very confused after looking at what her Naruto-kun had become.
"N-naruto-Kun!" Hinata said startled.
"Hey Hinata, I need me some more ho's, You look nice. Come on," Naruto said. Hinata was so surprised she didn't know what to do.
"Shut it Uzamaki," said Shino walking up to him. Hinata was very relieved Shino came to her side, "Hinata's my ho," what little relief Hinata had just left her.
"Um..." Hinata tried to talk, but thats all she could muster.
"Kohona's not big enough for two pimps Aburme," replied Naruto.
"We're both new so I propose a contest," said Shino, "First we'll get one more ho each, then we compare to see who did better. Winner takes all ho's and title "Pimp of Kohona."
"Deal, we will compare in one weeks time. We meat here Aburme," said Naruto giving Shino his pimp gaze before walking off. They both left with their respective "Ho's" following behind with no one except for NAruto and Shino having any Idea whats going on.
Next update will be the gathering and judging of the ho's. Who will Naruto and Shino pick? R&R pleaze.
