Ali: *puts on Santa hat* Ho ho ho!

Rin: You fail at being a fat pedophile, hikari.

Ali: I'd ask if you think you can do better, but you can seeing as you're over 5,000. Now, somebody do the disclaimer.

Sin: Yu-Gi-Oh is the legal property of Kazuki Takahashi.


Marik and Bakura were snickering about their latest scheme. It was the night before Christmas (11:53, to be exact) and they knew just what they would be getting for said holiday. And what their hikaris would be getting as well.

"This is the best idea you've had yet, fluffy!" Marik exclaimed whilst hanging a sprig of mistletoe. It added to the few dozen already on Ryou's living room ceiling.

"First of all, keep your voice down!" Bakura hissed, hanging his own mistletoe. "Second, don't call me that! And, third, I know I'm a genius."

By now, a good portion of the ceiling was covered with the greatest plant ever. The two lunatics admired their handiwork. Oh yes, this was going to be a very merry Christmas for them.

The next morning, Ryou and Malik walked into the whitenette's living room to see their darker halves under a lot of mistletoe. Each had on a Chesire grin and a metallic bow, Bakura's blue and Marik's purple. The hikaris' mouth dropped open so they resembled fish. They'd done all that in less that eight hours?

"What's going, Kura?" Ryou asked, stifling giggles.

"I'm your Christmas prestent, Ry!" he replied, pointing at his bow.

"And I'm yours, Li-Li(1)!" Marik exclaimed, imitating his partner in crime.

"Let me guess, that's just something on the side?" Malik said, gesturing at the mass of mistletoe. He recieved an answering nod.

Ryou was full out giggling as he hugged his yami around the middle. "Then merry Christmas to us!" he squealed.

Malik was unable to say anything because he was, for lack of a more delicate term, making out his beloved blonde psycho.

"Can either of them control their hormones?" Bakura groaned.

His light shrugged. "Well, it would be rude not to use our wonderful presents."

Before his significient other could respond, someone's petal soft lips were pressed against his own. And it is very hard to talk when you're busy doing other things with your mouth. Without a moment's hesitation Bakura was kissing him back. Within seconds, the light submitted to the dark's dominance.

After the hikaris decided they'd had delight from their 'presents', Ryou made everyone a breakfast worthy of such a joyous holiday. After that they went (grudgingly in the yamis' case) to a party Yugi was throwing at the Kame Game Shop. Even Kaiba joined in the merriment. There was much excitment as everyone got presents from their friends and lovers.

So, it was a very merry Christmas that year for that certain group of high schoolers. But especially for Ryou, Bakura, Malik, and Marik.


1: Li-Li is the nickname I made Marik give Malik.

Ali: That was short and lame.

Sin: I think it was good.

Rin: *cough* Not! *cough cough*

Ali and Sin: What was that?

Rin: Um...give my hikari the gift of reviews, readers.

Ali: Right. *puppy dog eyes* Pwetty pwease? It'll make my Cwistmas.