Summer 2009:

"We are gathered here today to honor the holy matrimony of

Hermione Granger and Harry Potter." said the priest. Meanwhile, the

guests were crying, because no one would suspect a muggleborn and a

half-blood to get married! But Ginny was furious because she was still

in love with Harry, but Harry doesn't like her anymore and he turned

gay for a few years and turned straight again because Ron didn't

commit to his and Harry's relationship. The priest said, "Do you, Harry

James Potter, take Hermione Jane Granger, to have and to hold, in

sickness and in health, till death do you part?" Harry answered, "I do…

NOT! HA HA HA!!!" Hermione said, "What?!?" "I'm kidding, I do, I do."

Harry said. "You're not going to commit! Just like Ron!" Hermione

Exclaimed. Harry froze. "I told you never to mention that!" he

whispered. Meanwhile, Ron looked mortified. "MAY I FINISH, DANG IT!"

The priest shouted. "Fine, fine. I do." Hermione said. "I know

pronounce you dead as a door nail," The priest said. "You may kiss the

bride." Hermione and Harry bickered all the way out of the church.

As they walked into their new house, a blue light appeared, and James

Potter was sitting on their couch. "Harry, First I would like to say how

happy I am to find that you are married. But I have to tell you

something. Hermione, do you want to know why you have magic?

Well, it is because your mother and I had done "IT" before you were

born." "I don't believe you." Hermione said. "I'll prove it. I still have

to come into my actual skin." James said. So James, Harry, Hermione,

and Emmalee, who was Hermione's mother, went onto the Maury

show to find out the truth. "When it comes to 19 year old Hermione,

James, you are the father!" Maury said. As Harry and them headed

home, Hermione realized something. "Wait a second! If you are my

father, then that makes my husband my brother!"