Summer 2009:
"We are gathered here today to honor the holy matrimony of
Hermione Granger and Harry Potter." said the priest. Meanwhile, the
guests were crying, because no one would suspect a muggleborn and a
half-blood to get married! But Ginny was furious because she was still
in love with Harry, but Harry doesn't like her anymore and he turned
gay for a few years and turned straight again because Ron didn't
commit to his and Harry's relationship. The priest said, "Do you, Harry
James Potter, take Hermione Jane Granger, to have and to hold, in
sickness and in health, till death do you part?" Harry answered, "I do…
NOT! HA HA HA!!!" Hermione said, "What?!?" "I'm kidding, I do, I do."
Harry said. "You're not going to commit! Just like Ron!" Hermione
Exclaimed. Harry froze. "I told you never to mention that!" he
whispered. Meanwhile, Ron looked mortified. "MAY I FINISH, DANG IT!"
The priest shouted. "Fine, fine. I do." Hermione said. "I know
pronounce you dead as a door nail," The priest said. "You may kiss the
bride." Hermione and Harry bickered all the way out of the church.
As they walked into their new house, a blue light appeared, and James
Potter was sitting on their couch. "Harry, First I would like to say how
happy I am to find that you are married. But I have to tell you
something. Hermione, do you want to know why you have magic?
Well, it is because your mother and I had done "IT" before you were
born." "I don't believe you." Hermione said. "I'll prove it. I still have
to come into my actual skin." James said. So James, Harry, Hermione,
and Emmalee, who was Hermione's mother, went onto the Maury
show to find out the truth. "When it comes to 19 year old Hermione,
James, you are the father!" Maury said. As Harry and them headed
home, Hermione realized something. "Wait a second! If you are my
father, then that makes my husband my brother!"
