Disclaimer: I don't own harry potter or any related characters but the ideas for this story belong to Evil Llama Pjamas and myself and if anyone even tries to steal any ideas in this story then i'm going to be very upset and release the hounds.

(A/N) Co- written with Evil Llama Pjamas. Sam is Witch Tekamika and Stef is Evil llama Pjamas.

"Come with me Mr. Malfoy," ordered professor mcgonagall.

Everyone was laughing or at least snickering at draco as he left, following professor mcgonagall.

"Draco what happened?" asked a very concerned hermione granger.

"Nothing for you to worry about," draco planted a quick kiss on her cheek before continuing.

(hp) woah woah woah! what do you mean by 'draco planted a quick kiss on her cheek'?

(sam)what i say is half the time what i mean.

(hp)yeah but draco and hermione? they hate each other with passion for crying out loud!

(sam)yeah but that was before 'the incident'

(hp) what incident?

(stef) the incident. don't tell me you dont know about incident!

(hp)...

(stef) that's what i thought.

(sam) well then, we should just hit rewind and show you what we mean!

---back in time---

it all started when hermione was making her way to breakfast on the first day back from summer holidays,

as usual she spent the holidays in correspondence to her two best friends, harry and ron, but one day, miss granger got a very strange and unexpected letter from...

neville longbottom.

he sent her a letter saying that he had recieved this letter in the post a few days ago.it was addressed to him but inside the envelope was another envelope and a note that said:

"you will die in 7 days"

natuarally he was totally freaked out. Then he recognised the elegant handwriting, written in the silver green ink ink of a true slytherin. the note was from...

blaise zabini.

so hermione opened the envelope that was inside neville's letter. inside that was another note and another envelope. the note was from blaise. saying that he was forced to write that note to neville but didn't mean it and if she could tell him that; and that he really wanted to know what was in that letter so if she could tell him once she was done reading it he would love her for the rest of his life.

hermione looked at that envelope which she got from neville, who got it from blaise, who according to the writing on the outside of the envelope got it from none other then ferret boy, draco malfoy.

she sighed and started opening the letter; hoping that it didn't have a curse or anything like that in there.but she only found yet another letter that said:

"dear hermione, would you please open the door? i'm standing outside in the rain and i would really like to talk to you regarding things about the school as we are head boy and girl. please hurry i'm already soaked through, yours gratefully (or at least once you open the door!) draco malfoy. "

okay... that's just way wierd, suppose i should let him in.

getting up hermione went and opened the door, and her surprise she found a soaking wet draco malfoy. he was definately not the kind of guy you would expect to be the so called heir of slytherin, he was dripping from head to toe and shivering. Suppressing a giggle hermione was about to invite him in when she heard the voice of one person she did not want to see. it was her next door neighbour, Michelle.

"hey hermione! long time no see! tell me is it true that...

"hey is that a guy! an actual guy! like a male human. never thought you were the type hermione. he's cute. can you give him my number? i'd really like to hear from you. any way nice seeing you again. we should catch up soon. how about tommorrow?"

"yeah, maybe some other time. i'm kinda busy now."

"yeah i can see that. have fun!"

"ok." lower voice" you stuck up prissy slut. how can she even pretend to be able to get away with that hollywood-drama-queen-soapie-bitch-act? fucken whore."

"hello? hermione? can i come in or am i going to stand out here and freeze to death?"