UNTITLED
By: yumimakai & Shimoariku
IMPORTANT NOTE: This story is random. It's just something we decided would be fun and humorous. We are co-writing it so you will be reading two different types of writing techniques. Shimoariku's writing will be in boldand yumimakai's writing will be in italics.
Disclaimer: Neither of us own any of the anime characters who will show up in this fic. We are saying this only once. Not ours… so don't sue us. We need the money for our education.
It was a surprisingly sunny day that day. Yumimakai was lounging on a picnic table soaking up the sun while Shimoariku was on the ground, under the table, away from the dangerous UV rays that were pounding down on them. It was quite chilly that day as well, both having everything they needed so they could be prepared for any kind of weather that comes their way.
They were bored. Both were very bored and had nothing on their minds at the moment. But as for Shimoariku, having that perverted mind of hers, was thinking nasty thoughts about the many different ways that she could strangle a squirrel. No… not perverted; just plain sick
Shimoariku (Shimo): I'm bored akai-san. And I hate the sun. You dragged me out here saying you wanted to talk to me. What about?
Akai: what are you, a vampire? And don't call me Akai-san, just Akai is fine. And I was bored, so what better way to pass the time then to bug Shimo, eh? Poking Shimo with a stick. Oh how she love poking and/or throwing toasters at people
Shimo: Actually, I am. Didn't you notice the pointed teeth? And quite poking me pouts I don't like when you poke. Besides, I'm doing my damness to not bite you. rubs chin in thought Ya know who I'd like to bite? Edo. I always wanted to know what his blood tastes like... probably spicy like his temper about his height.
Akai: Heh. That is a good one. I'd rather taste Roy's, I mean, so I'm not a vampire, but I can still bite the hell out of someone. hey! you know what would be better! Roy as a vampire and sucking Ed's blood! grinning evilly, she peeked at Shimo from under the table How cool would that be?
Shimo: You and your yaoi. grumbles a vampire curse. Both don't realize that a random bush began to move. behind it, Ed and Roy stare at the two crazy girls and begin to wonder how they got there
Roy: What the hell?
Ed: Why does she want my blood? thinks about transmuting Shimo into squirrel
Roy: Did you hear the other one? She wants me... ME to suck YOUR blood.
Both alchemists look at each other. Dirty thoughts go through each other's heads. both shiver and turn attention back to the girl and vampire they have to watch out for.
Akai: Do you have a problem with my yaoi? last time I checked, you liked my Ed/Envy fic. I also believe that's how we became friends, by you reading my yaoi
Roy stared at the young blond with his jaw dropped
Ed: what? oh, don't tell me you honestly think some stupid fanfic was real!
randomly, Envy seemed to materialize next to the two men.
Envy: what the hell? Where did the fooz-ball table go? And why am I outside? Oh, hi Ed! way to happy to see Ed
Roy: you where saying?
Ed: aw crap.
Shimo: I'm random. I like it... then I don't. notices talking bush and shrugs it off. And yes, I did like your fanfic. I know you said you liked Roy feeding on Ed, but how about Envy...pause for effect... feeds offa him instead? Huh? Huh? Well...?
Envy: Thinks about what crazy girl said I like that idea. C'mere Chibi, I want to taste your blood.
Ed: Goes pale
Roy: Wicked smile Want me to hold 'em down?
Ed: pales more gulp.
Envy: Kindly...
Akai:...d-r-o-o-l. that would be lovely! happy face And of course that would lead to...other things...
Envy: I like this girl's ideas! mabie I should follow her more often...wicked grin
Ed: how bout not and letting me go? silently hoping the girls would catch on fire
Envy: what makes you think that would ever cross my mind?
Ed: gulps thought not...
Shimo: Did you hear someone whimpering? Like a guy somewhere? sniffs air 'Cause I smell fresh blood close by. And by the way... your shoe is on fire.
Ed: I have mind powers? Then why don't they work on Envy?
Envy: Cause I'm gonna bite you soon.
Akai: blows the flame out, its happened before, many times in fact. She was used to it I don't hear anything. Maybe its just our conversation messing with you. But then again, it does feel like yaoi like business is going on. I have the ability to sense that, think its because of all the fanfics?
Ed: damnit Envy, get off me! OW!
Envy: never.
Shimo: You might be right. You do read a lot of 'em. Hears maniacal laughter coming from bush and many whimpers coming from unknown source. Shimo is getting fed up with this. ARG! Fuck this! Gets out from under table despite horrid thing called sunlight and marches over to the bush. She grabs it by the root and pulls with scary vampire strength to find...
