title: this is a fanfiction that i wrote all by myself with no help from anyone
okay so my stupid brother wanted me to write him a story about him and germany so i did because hes my brother and i guess i could do something nice once in a while
dammit this is starting to sound dumb im going to stop hang on i need an idea
okay hikes are dumb im not writing about them walking
no spain im not going to write a coffee shop au stop it im not giving you free advertising but now that ive said this you have to give me two bucks
thanks
okay i have the most perfect idea in the whole universe
the au where everyone is pasta
yes perfect here i go im doing this i am making it happen
italy pasta sat on the counter waiting for someone to eat him
he was a delicious pasta even more delicious than the romano pasta
on the other hand there was the germany pasta who was the grossest pasta of all but the italy pasta still hung out with germany pasta and this confused romano pasta very much
what the fuck
ok so the person who cooked these declicious pastas wasnt home dont ask who it is its god or something because i guess hes bigger than countries
maybe it was our bosses
who cares
yeah they were home alone and italy pasta went to hang out with that gross germany pasta that was basically just sausages and a few noodles
he also hung around with japan pasta who was more nice tasting than germany but there was a lot of salt so he was gross
also japanese pasta wouldnt be italian pasta so its not good dont eat it
italy hung around those guys leaving romano pasta all alone but he didnt like germany pasta anyway so it was ok
italy pasta and germany pasta were getting really friendly with each other
how does pasta do that do they
never mind
they were getting friendly with each other and they decided to admit their love for each other point blank none of that nervous stuttering bullshit that everyone seems to think happens
nope this is straight out confessions you hear me i dont have time to write something stupid
my brother is sitting here shaking his head so i think he wants me to write more
fine
okay so they admitted their love lala to them and i guess they did the pasta equivalent of kiss and japan pasta was just sort of sitting there
do i really need dialogue
"germany pasta i love you very much you are the greatest pasta even though you taste bad i still love you" and germany pasta said "even though you are a big dumbdumb you are a more delicious pasta i love you very much"
what the fuck am i writing anymore
they were super happy and got married yahoo
look at this piece of shit i cant believe i did this
its like a car crash in slow motion and i cant look away
thats how stupid this is dammit
