A/N: This came to me in Disney world of all places, and friend of mine gave me a bag of candy, including Red Vines. My family and I had never tried them before and when we did our reactions caused me to write THIS. Therefore I blame this ridiculous crack-fic on Red Vines and AVPM. This isn't the first story I've written but it is the first story I have posted so plkease review. You don't even have to be nice (although kindness is preffered over mean-ness)

Disclaimer: I own nothing, not Glee, not Red Vines, not A very Potter Musical, I don't even own emotions. I rent them =P

ENJOY =D


"Mmmm, oh God, bliane this is SO good"

"You like it?"

"Oh yes, SO GOOD OH MY GOD. Mmmmmmmm. That was so amazing Blaine"

"Glad you liked it, with how loud you were I would have thought it was your first time"

"It was"

"…what? Really, why didn't you tell me?"

"I didn't think it mattered"

"Didn't-wha- of COURSE it mattered. It's a big deal Kurt. I wish you would have told me. I could have made it more… I don't know…special"

"It's not like I was expecting fireworks and an angel choir Blaine"

"You mean…you didn't feel anything?"

"Not really, it was good but nothing special"

"oh."

"What?"

"Nothing, I just thought, it was your first time, you would have felt SOMETHING!"

"Blaine you're over reacting"

"Well unlike SOME people I actually care!"

"…"

"…"

"Blaine…"

"I don't want to talk to you"

"Darling, you take Red Vines way to seriously"

"DO NOT!" =(


A/N: The end, hope you enjoyed my random dialogue story =P