4 year old Naruto was running through the streets of Konoha, trying to escape from a angry mob, with pitchforks, and kunai, and fucking katanas.

How a 4-year old could run from grown adults I'll never explain readers... So fuck you guys!

"Get back here you demon spawn!" a fat, ugly man who was foaming at the mouth said. "Even though you are a villages equivalent to a nuclear missile, and if you get attacked a ANBU Squad will pop out and kill us for treason(That shit wont happen in this fic /trollface/), we dont give a flying fuck demon braaat!" another plump man said, eyes burning with fury. Naruto ran into a alley the mob grinning in sick pleasure, but suddenly a team of ANBU came, one of them was pourin out a huge amount of killing intent "ARE YOU VILLAGERS TORTURING THIS POOR BOY!?" He grinned under his mask "Without me?", Naruto and the Mob laughed, at the silly, childish ANBU. That day they beat Naruto within a inch of his life, who did I mention was like 4 years old?

Drip...

Drip...

Drip...

You could hear water dripping from a pipe, Naruto eyes opened up to reveal a sewer, with a huge metal cage in the front. a fox was in the cage smiling peacefully. "Hey Kit! I'm Kurama, I was controlled by a man to destroy Konoha, and really im a gentle-loving fox who even though killed your parents intentionally by trying to kill you, and im hateful chakra given sentience and form, I apologize Naruto-kun/Kit-kun. And also did I reveal I'm a woman, un!" Kurama said with "HER" busty quad d mounds of fleshed, and a huge butt that was the sice of a living room, said cute-ishly. I will train you Naruto-kun even though I have im locked in a cage fortified by the Shinigami, and have paws, and don't know any taijutsu style." Naruto eyes shined "Can I get a fox tattoo on my arm!?" He asked. Kurama chuckled and nodded.

Timeskip..

Naruto was 12 and wearing a purple, and red jacket with a fox, and nine tails on the edges, he had under that a black muscle shirt, leather pants, and boots (Even though ninja don't wear boots, hes a badass ninja). After Kyuubi trained him he had became a genin at age 5, chunin at age 6, elite jonin, age 7, then ANBU Commander the same year. He had slaughtered Akatsuki to celebrate his 6th birthday, and had the Jubi sealed in him, He had also leveled and obliterated his first village at 5, using the power of his Kitsunegan, and basically had a harem with every girl on the planet, because after 1 day he loved them all.

The end.

Sasuke.

Sasuke was currently tied up against a pole, a part of the he failed, 'How dare this pole touch me! A Uchiha! An Elite!' he thought.

Sasuke was currently fighting Orochimaru, "How dare this Kusa whore touch my hand? Im an Uchiha! A Elite!" he said,

Sakura.

"NARUTO YOU UGLY DEMON BAKA DUMMY BITCH WHORE FAG I HATE YOU" she screeched.

Naruto grabbed her, "Listen fucking Haruno, even though I've had a crush on you since I was 5, and still do at 16 at the canon-kishimoto storyline I just had a revelation that I love HINATA! YOU BITCH!" he said smirking, "OH NARUTO-KUN I LOVE U TOOOO!" Hinata said without stuttering even though she is still stuttering in Shippuden.