TRI: Well, since I can't think of what should happen next in the chapter I'm writing…I thought I would do this.
Inner-Demon: *reads script* This isn't funny.
TRI: I thought it was. But then again, I have a strange sense of humor sometimes. (Like when I laugh while reading/watching Death Note.) The readers can just review and tell me it's not funny, but I don't want to hear it from you.
Inner-Demon: Will you stop talking about Death Note! You've been talking about it for weeks!
TRI: Don't blame me, it's an awesome series. Besides, I was almost over it until Inuma Asahi De referenced Death Note in the newest chapter of "Shikuro: A Caribbean Fairy Tale". I wonder, could I do what Light did? *smacks self* let's do this. (Oh, and speaking of Death Note...I found this song in a funny Death Note video a while back.)
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or this song, but I do have it on my mp3.
"I can't Decide"
Inuyasha and the others had just made camp for the night when Inuyasha spotted Kikyo's soul collectors. After making sure nobody else was around, he ran to where Kikyo was…again.
"Inuyasha," Kikyo said once he arrived, "come to me."
"Not this time."
"Why not?"
Inuyasha: It's not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
"What is that supposed to mean? I know how to have a good time."
Kikyo: Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
"How's that for a good time?"
"It's no good."
"Why?"
Inuyasha: Smells like something I've forgotten
Curled up, died, and now it's rotten
"Well, it's not my fault I'm dead."
"No, that would be mine."
As they turned to see who had spoken, they saw Naraku walking towards them.
"Naraku! What the hell are you doing here, you bastard?"
Naraku: I'm not a gangster tonight
Don't want to be a bad guy
I'm just a loner, baby
And now you've got in my way
"As if I would ever believe you."
"Just this one time…"
"Fine, but any funny business and you lose a hand."
Inuyasha and Naraku: I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
"I thought you loved me, Inuyasha?"
That's the thing Kikyo, "loved" as in, not anymore. Besides, you don't belong here anymore."
Naraku: No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
"Like you even have a heart."
Inuyasha: It's a bitch convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be litter
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
"I don't care if people like me anymore. I just want to kill Naraku."
"And I you, Kikyo."
Inuyasha: I've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules
It takes the truth to fool me
And now you've made me angry
"What does that even mean?"
"I don't know."
"Then why-"
"Because I felt like it, that's why!"
Inuyasha and Naraku: I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
"You don't have to repeat yourself."
Naraku: No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
"I'm not going anywhere with you Naraku."
Oh, I could throw you in a lake
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
Inuyasha: I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
Naraku: Oh, I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill me when I'm sleeping
That's why-
Inuyasha and Naraku: I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
Naraku: No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
"Ah…fuck it." Naraku then stabbed Kikyo in the heart and then ran off as Kikyo fell.
Inuyasha ran over to where Kikyo had collapsed. "Kikyo? Kikyo? Kik-"
"Inuyasha…At least let me die in peace!"
"Goodbye, Kikyo." Inuyasha said as he stood up. "Now…where to dump the body?"
TRI: Was it funny?
Inner-Demon: No
TRI: Not talking to you.
R&R
