Chain Letters

Frank Hardy sat down at the family computer one after noon to check his email, he went through the usual things, note from Callie, spam, note from Joe about how he was 20 feet from him yet emailing him, spam.

But then he noticed an email from Iola.

Normally, he did not read things from Iola. Since Iola's sanity was often in question, but due to boredom he opened it.

It was a survey chain letter.

1. Were you named after someone?

No.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Um, when I was five and Izzie pushed me out of a tree and Joe laughed.

3. Do you like your handwriting?

No. I'm a guy. Guy's hand writing naturally sucks.

4. What is your favorite lunch meat?

Ham

5. Do you have any kids?

Um, I'm 18.

6. If you were another person would you be friends with you?

Now that is a stupid question.

7. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

No. And that was not sarcasm. Nor was that.

8. Do you still have your tonsils?

No. I got them out the same year I fell out of the tree. And, when I couldn't talk Joe laughed at me. Again.

9. Would you bungee jump?

No.

10. What is your favorite cereal?

Bran Flakes

11. So you untie your shoes when you take them off?

Yes. Doesn't everybody?

12. What is your favorite ice-cream?

Vanilla.

13. What is the first thing you notice about people?

Weather they are acting like criminal's or not.

14. Red or pink?

Red.

15. Do you think you're strong?

Mentally, and physically.

16. What is the least favorite thing you like about yourself?

Ok, now that is an even stupider question

17. Who do you miss the most?

Uh, nobody.

18. Do you want everyone to send this back to you?

Sure, why not?

19. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? And T shirt?

Blue jeans, plain gray T, sneakers.

20. What is the last thing you ate?

A sandwich.

21. What are you listening to right now?

Izzie singing some punk song at the top of her lungs, Joe trying to use a chainsaw, my dad yelling at Issue's cat to move away from the refrigerator, my mother yelling at Izzie to shut the hell up, and Aunt Gertrude snoring.

22. If you were a crayon what color would you be?

Blue.

23. Favorite smells?

Uh…don't know.

24. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

Callie

25. Do you like the person who sent this to you?

No (Just kidding, Iola)

26. Favorite sports to watch?

Football.

27. Hair color?

Black

28. Eye color?

Brown

29. Do you wear contacts?

No

30. Favorite food?

Pizza

31. Scary movies or happy endings?

I'm a guy, so scary movies.

32. Last movie you watched?

Oh god, I watched the Notebook with Iola, Callie, and Izzie because they ducted taped me, Joe, Chet, and Tony to the couch so we could watch it with them.

33. What color shirt are you wearing?

Gray. I said that above.

34. Summer or winter?

Summer

35. Hugs or kisses?

Man here.

36. Favorite dessert?

Um, ice-cream.

37. What book are you reading right now?

The math text book

38. Whats on your mouse pad?

It's a lap top. So...there is none

39. What did you watch on TV? last night?

The notebook. (Shudder)

40. What is your favorite sound?

Sweet and rare silence

41. Rolling Stones or Beatles

Rolling Stones

42. What is the furthest you've been away from home?

God, everywhere.

43. Do you have a special talent?

Does detective work count?

44. where were you born?

A hospital.

45. Whose answers are you looking forward to getting back?

Err. Everybody…

46. Last time you pranked somebody?

The last prank war.

47. Siblings?

An evil sister and brother (Izzie and Joe)

48. Ringtone on your cell?

Mozart.

49. Favorite Song?

Classical music. Classic Rock.

And,

50. What is your full name?

Franklin Paul Hardy

THE LAST PERSON WHO:

Spent The Night?: Uh, I'm a guy, but Chet and Tony

Shared A Drink With?: Well, Iz just walked past me, laughed at my answers, and took a sip of my Pepsi and I'm still drinking it, so my little sister Izzie.

You Went To The Movies with?: Chet, Tony, Joe, Iola, Izzie, and Callie. It started out as me and Callie. My friends stinking invited themselves.

You Went To The Mall With? Izzie and Joe.

Yelled At You? Joe.

For? Barrowing a pencil without asking. Whatever.

Sent you and letter? My cousin, Gabrielle

Said They Were Going to Kill You?: Joe, for barrowing a pencil without asking(Weird)

Said I love you to? Callie

Had sex with? That is my classified information.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Been To New York? Yes.

Been To Florida? Yes. Last summer Izzie insisted that I, Joe, and she go to Disney. That was scary.

California?: Yes

Hawaii?: Yes

China?: Yes

Canada?: Yes

Danced?: Yes...with Callie

Have you been close to death before?: Considering I have Joe and Izzie for siblings, and do detective work, HECK YEAH!

Wished You Were the Opposite sex? No…

Had An Imaginary Friend? No.

What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey? Yell at Izzie for drinking my Pepsi.

Frank then sent the survey back to Iola and then to his brother.