Summary: The secrets out, almost, Harry likes Ginny, Ginny likes Harry, problem is they just don't know it. But slowly the secret spills out after Harry confides his secret to his best friend Hermione at her wedding, swearing her to secrecy. Ginny later confides to her brother Ron, and a fistful of lies, secrets, and fights are abound. Ron and Hermione bicker, and Harry and Ginny remain oblivious, until Ron let's the cat out of the bag, and Ron and Hermione set out to play match maker for their two friends. But will everything turn out all right in the end, after all it is Ron and Hermione who are playing matchmaker, and we all know how long it took for them to get together.

Disclaimer: Just about everything here belongs to J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series. The plot is loosely based on a string of episodes from the tv series Boy Meets World.

A/N: This story is told mainly from Ron's point of view, (and a bit from Hermione's) which is why the sentence structure as well as other things may be a little confusing and/or choppy. They are meant to be that way, in this story at least, for the most part, just so you know.

He Said, She Said

Chapter One: Of Setting the Scene

Once upon a time boy meets girl, girl falls in love with boy and makes a complete fool of herself in the process, boy saves girl, boy however does not fall in love with girl, and girl eventually moves on, dates other boys, boys that her brother do not like, boy defeats dark lord and realizes he is madly in love with girl, girl realizes she loves boy, eventually boy and girl confess their feelings after a long and strenuous series of events, where they finally live happily ever after, the end.

(Crickets chirp in back round)

What? Oh, you wanted the long difficult version of events, which will take many hours to tell, and will eventually kill me of boredom. Of course that is what you want, everyone must insist on making things most difficult now a days. Nobody is ever satisfied with what they have.

What? Move on, you say. This is exactly what I mean of course, so impatient, no respect, yes I know, I'll get to the story.

I guess it started at my wedding, and in my, I mean Ronald Billius Weasley, but I prefer to be called Ron of course, a lot easier on the tongue. So when you see the word I, I of course means myself, Ron, if you haven't figured that out yet.

So as I was explaining, it all started at my wedding, well maybe before then, but this story starts at my wedding. Well actually, Hermione, my wife, the one that I married, says that I should refer to it as our wedding, or her wedding, seeing as girls are more into it, and seem to plan these things for several years of their young lives. And since I have not done that, it isn't fair to refer to this wedding as my wedding, because it wasn't. Are you following?

At our wedding, besides the fact that my lovely wife and I got married, several revelations and events occurred to which brings us to the start of a budding relationship, and no I do not mean Hermione and I's marriage, although that is another, but I do mean that of my lovely sister and my best bud. Well, it wasn't even the start of their relationship, more of a common observation on mine and my wife's part that their would be one in the near future, or distant future, however you may want to put it.

Okay, I fibbed a bit, we didn't put two and two together for many, many months, we guessed, we wanted it, but we weren't certain. And why is that, we didn't have all the facts, and not having all the facts led us to many months of secrecy. Yes my wife and I did keep a secret or two from the other, secrets that very well could have avoided the tangled mess that we found each other in, not to mention the fights that we got in, which earned me a very stiff back from sleeping on the lumpy couch in our living room. And I wouldn't have put it past her if she had charmed it to be uncomfortable. Which of course, I now realize, that I could have just charmed it right back to that comfy couch that I love.

Get back to the story you say, alright, but I must warn you it is fairly dramatic, the amount of trouble and worries that could have been avoided and time that could have been saved is almost annoying, a nuisance of sorts. But then that would mean there wouldn't be much of a story of course. So if this new revelation frightens you, or annoys you, then I suggest you leave seeing as you are not interested in this story.

Ah, so I assume your still reading, how lovely. I must have charmed you with my never ending rambles and wit.

Or not...

The wedding took place on the first of July, a cool summer's night, actually just a year ago next week. Hermione insisted it be in the summer, seeing as the working season is at an all time low during this time of year, and Hermione would certainly run herself crazy if it took place at any other time, work is important to her, and I would say that if I didn't know any better, and the only reason I know is because we had a fight about it, which ended up in our first... whoops, well I'm sure you can figure out what it ended up in. But if I didn't know any better, I would say that Hermione found work to be more important than her dear old husband, if, (stress on the 'if'), I didn't know better. But also if the wedding took place any later during the summer it would be to humid, and no one would enjoy themselves. Leave it to Hermione to figure out the perfect time and place for the perfect wedding.

The perfect place you ask, was of course at Hogwarts, in the Great Hall, where we could have it under the sky. The sky, meaning the enchanted ceiling that is charmed to look exactly like the real sky that is outside. If you would like to learn more about the enchanted ceiling at Hogwarts, I am asked to refer you to my wife, Hermione, who would be happy to explain whatever it is you would like to know about the said ceiling/sky, or anything else for that matter, seeing as she knows just about everything.

So anyway, this is an advantage because we did not have to worry about the many nuisances that come with being outdoors, like bugs, ugh.

The four house tables were vanished for the ceremony and replaced with individual chairs pushed to the two sides of the room, leaving an aisle down the middle. Albus Dumbledore, our old headmaster even headed the ceremony for us. The ceremony was rather nice, however I was more concerned with Hermione, than the decorations, but many of the women guests commented on how beautiful it all was, a lot of them cried buckets, which made some of the males rather uncomfortable. Insensitive jerks.

Ouch!

Hermione just hit me, says saying that makes me an insensitive jerk, says I was just like that, still am some times. She's reading over my shoulder, just so you know, wants to make sure I get all the facts straight, and all that junk. Which means she likes to comment at the most inappropriate times, make sure I know when I do something wrong. Like I don't know when I do something wrong, basically, according to Hermione, everything that comes out of my mouth is usually the wrong thing.

Anyway, Harry Potter played the part of my best man. Yes, the Boy-Who-Lived and now the Defeater of Lord Voldemort, yes I said the name, so sue me, is my best mate, so ha. There was a big fight over who was going to get the part though all five of my older brothers vied for the position, even bought me presents, but I'd rather of had Harry do the job, he was the most likely to take it seriously, except maybe Percy, but I don't really like him. So my brothers ended up getting the other part of the wedding party, forget what their called, not that is important anyway, I'm sure you can figure out what I'm talking about of course.

Back to Harry Potter, for those of you who have been living under a rock and have no idea who I'm talking about, Harry Potter is the wizard who saved the world from evil several times, including when he was just a baby, and then finally killing him when he was only seventeen, it was not an easy task let me tell you, so if you think that killing Voldemort was a piece of cake then you need to get your head checked. And then there were those thousands of times in-between that Harry met and survived the Dark Lord's wrath.

So if you guessed that Harry's the basic hero, then you guessed right. He's brave, and noble, and loyal, and all the other hero classifier characteristics. He was basically the most courageous person you will ever meet, making him extremely stupid at times, doing all these insane and dangerous tasks just to help someone. Why you ask, because, as Hermione likes to call it, he has a saving people thing, and he would do anything to save anyone, well anyone who deserved to be saved that is. A.K.A. basically anything that isn't a known Death Eater or Voldemort.

There is also the certain factor that it was sort of his destiny to rid the world of Voldemort due to a certain idiotic prophecy, but knowing Harry as well as I do, I'm willing to bet my life that he would have done it or tried to do it anyway. His friends mean the world to him, and he would do anything to save them, which at times isn't always a good thing, but I don't want to get into that now, too depressing.

It's been about six years now, since he last defeated ol' Voldie, and let's just say he's more famous than he was when he first stepped on the train to Hogwarts, if that's at all possible. And no, I am not jealous, I know he hates his fame, and it's not his fault that he has such a big burden on him, I just feel privileged that he allows me to be his friend, because let me tell you something it takes a lot to earn the trust of Harry Potter. I was at one point jealous of him, when I was young and stupid, but I don't wish to get into that now, so let's just drop it. Great, thanks!

Anyway, enough this mushy stuff, blah, Harry did end up of fulfilling his dream of becoming an Auror in case you were wondering. I did tell the boy repeatedly that there was no need to become an Auror as he's already kicked some serious evil arse, and he shouldn't still be trying to save the world from evil bad guys because he's already done that several times, but he refuses to listen. If you want to know what I think, and if you don't I'm going to tell you anyway because I want to, is he should become the star seeker for the Chudley Cannons, and put his real talents to good use. And don't even say anything about the Chudley Cannons, because they are by far the best team in the league, and with Harry on the team they would be even better, after all he was the youngest Seeker in a century.

Hopefully he'll retire soon, because it gets rather annoying when he goes on those mission things and Hermione constantly ranting on and on, worried about him, and wondering if he's hurt and if he's alright. I never get a moments peace with him being an Auror, and it doesn't help that he takes these gigantic risks to make sure he saves the victim, or catches the bad guy. If his boss told him he had to jump off a bridge without any protective gear and what not, he would do it.

My sister Ginevra 'Ginny' Weasley, although I suggest you call her Ginny unless you want to get hit with the Bat Bogey hex, was the Maid of Honor at the wedding. For some reason that I can not fathom, Hermione seems to think that my little sister is a good friend of sorts, I just find her to be annoying.

Hermione would like it to be noted that Ginny is not the annoying one, but I am, and my head needs to be examined. In retaliation I would like it to be said, that she did marry me, and seeing as she did agree to the said marriage knowing she would have to spend her entire life with me, I can't be that annoying.

Ouch!

Hermione hit me again, says next time I see my dear little sister I have to apologize for my rude comments. She'll just get a kick out of that.

Anyway, Ginny's life isn't as exciting as Harry's although she does have her moments. She tends to be my parents favorite, her being the only girl and the youngest. Hermione would like it to be noted that I know that isn't true, and that my parents do not play favorites. Easy for her to say, she's an only child.

Ginny is a reporter to the Daily Prophet, just about the only fair reporter, reports the truth and nothing but the truth. Oh I just sounded like one of those guys in the court that does the... well, you know what I mean. But she's able to report the truth, and still give it a bit of a flare, I must admit she really is an excellent journalist, so unlike that Rita Skeeter woman who almost ruined Harry's life, and at one point she actually did. Which is why Ginny is the only one who is allowed to interview Harry, she actually gets the facts straight and doesn't ruin his image in the process. So whenever the Ministry wants the opinion of the Boy-Who-Lived, it's Ginny who gets the job, seeing as Harry refuses to comment for anyone else. And Ginny says if it weren't for that, she wouldn't have a job at the Daily Prophet at all. People just don't like the truth, they want dirt, and the more it ruins a person's image, the better.

Ginny tends to go through boyfriends faster than the plague, she can never pick out the perfect match, always something wrong with them. Jealousy, cheating scumbags, poor sports, drug addicts, too snobby, control freaks, whiny, fear of brothers, you name it, she's had a boyfriend with that problem. To the wedding she brought her current boyfriend of two months, Josh Reserva. Problem- annoying git, talks all the time, always about himself. Ginny had said she had plans to break up with him, but of course she had to wait till after the wedding, or otherwise she wouldn't have a date. Who really cares if she didn't have a date, I didn't feel like listening to that self-obsessed moron at my wedding, talk constantly about myself. He almost ruined my wedding... sorry... our wedding.

Harry, unlike Ginny, does not date that often, and he does not bring a date to the wedding, which I'm very thankful for, one lousy date was all I could deal with at the moment.

Why would his date be lousy also?

Factor #1: All of Harry's date are obsessed with his fame and are fame/power hungry. They have absolutely no respect for Harry himself. Which is not good.

Factor #2: Harry would be miserable, and would not be able to perform his duties as a Best man, because his date would not care about him but his fame. And it was very important that Harry make a good speech and perform his beat man duties admirably, because if he didn't the wedding would have been ruined.

Factor #3: Harry, at the time, was madly in love with Ginny, although no one knew it, and he would not have payed any attention to the date, causing the date to turn into a bitch because she was being ignored, causing a scene, which would ruin the wedding. And afterwards date would go to the press and tell them what a horrible person Harry was, ruining his life, and all because he was in love with my sister, who had a horrible date that only cared about himself.

Factor #4: There is another factor that would go here but if I were to mention it, it would surely get me another bruise from my beautiful wife.

Ouch!

Well it looks like it did anyway, I swear this one can read minds.

So you see, if Harry had brought a date to the wedding, it would have been a disaster. It was bad enough Ginny brought one, an annoying one, she didn't even like.

You're probably wondering why I'm telling you all this, and I'm not talking about myself and Hermione. And the reason is, this story isn't about us really, a small bit is but not a whole lot, so the point of telling you anything that isn't even that important to the goings on the story is pointless, really big of me is it not. But I can easily relate that information to you that you would like to know right now in a sentence or two if you must insist, so here it goes. I am not an Auror, I am not a Quidditch player either, although I want to be, but no team will accept me and it's all a conspiracy to not allow me to fulfill my dream, but whatever. I actually teach defense at Hogwarts, surprise, surprise. Now you see, you didn't want to hear that, and you officially regret asking. But on a lighter note, the position is no longer cursed, seeing as I have been working there for the past four years.

Hermione on the other hand, has a bit more of an important job, not that teaching isn't important mind you, but her being a Healer, and healing people, is an excellent job, something to be proud of, and seeing as she has won many awards for her work, all of which will probably fit some where into the story later on. And if they don't, no offence to my lovely wife, but this story isn't about her, now is it.

So enough of this boring detail, that is just a waste of time and space, and that of which is making you wish you never picked this up to read, I'll bring this to an end, and dive right into the story, right after the short note that I have written below for your own safety. See ya on the next page.

ATTENTION: As this prolougish chapter comes to an end I would like to make a few points clear to avoid any confusion or questions that may appear later on in the story.

Point #1: Narrator's Note- or NN for short are my way of making myself heard in certain situations. They may be short, long, fun, boring, pointless, or useful, but they will be there. If you must, you may skip over them, but they may contain vital information, you never know.

Point #2: I think it may be necessary on my part to point out that there may be scenes in which I am not in but are repeating back to you anyway. This is a retelling of certain versions of events, I was in no way shape or form spying on my friends. Well, at some points I may have, but that's besides the point. This is just in case you were wondering, or in any case see me to be a sick, sick man.

Point #3: As you may have noticed, I tend to ramble, get off track, make insane comments, some parts may interconnect and flow, others may not. You never know what you may get, I am telling the story after all. So point be taken, that at times nothing will make sense, but that's the fun in life.

Point #4: As this story moves on it may contain some material that is not suitable for children under the age of thirteen, making this story a rating of PG-13. You have been warned.

A/N #2: This is my first story like this so any feed back on how good or bad it, how I could improve etc, would be greatly appreciated. Thanks for reading