One day Jams got a letter. It said it was from mary his wife so he was really surprised, because she was dead because he smothered her with a pillow but he didn't know that and thought a disease killed her. The letter said, "I am n silent hill were r u?" like a text message because its easy to rite like that. So jams was saying, "oh my god mary can you really be in this town?"
so he got in his car and he drive to silent hill using the map. he brought a stick for protectin because the world was dangerous. on the way there the police made a big barracaide and jams was like "can I go to silent hill" and the police said "NO IT HAS MONSTERS U SHOULD RUN AWAY"
so he parked the car beside a bathroom and went in and he was sayin "mary can you be in this town?" and he went and walked through the woods so he cud sneek past the police. He knew it was dangerous but jams was not scaredy cat and he culd run real fast so the police could not arrest him so he moved forward anyway with his stick. On the way ther something made funny noises so he swung his stick around but it didn't hurt the noise so he start runnin(not cause he was scared but cause it was annoyin, btw). He ran and ran and ran and ran and ran.
and walked thru a building and ran and ran until he got to silent hill and there was this big sign that said "SILENT HILL" so he knew he was in right place. But before he got there(I forgot sorry I don't wanna redo tat other part) he found a graveyard but ther were no monsters just this lady and she said "I cant find my momma" and jams laffed because she talked a baby and was a scaredy cat and he was big and brave. She was like "dont go to silent hill theres monsters" but jams said "I don't care my wife marys there she rote a letter even tho shes ded" and he left the dumb baby lady there
THEN he walked thru a building and ran and ran until he got to silent hill and there was this big sign that said "SILENT HILL" so he knew he was in right place.
"hmm were cud you be mary?" jams said and looked at map. it said she was is rose park(I think that's wat its called lol) so he tried goin there but first he saw a weerd shape in the fog. It looked like a monster, and there was blood and stuff on the ground. It ran away so jams chase it so he cud hit it with stick, but it walks really fast so it took a long time. Wen he found it it was eatin a dead guy. Jams was like "eeew!" and he tried to hit it but it wiggled and threw up on him and jams started runnin in circles yellin "HELP THE MONSTER THREW UP ON ME!" and then he hit it with his stick and it died in 1 hit because jams is STRONG with a capital letters.
Then jams decided to go to rose park again but the road was exploded on the way ther. The police probably did it because they were angry at jams for sneekin by them but jams didn't care so he went to a hotel..
NEXT TIME ON SILENT HILL 2: THE NOVEL-
Jams meets triangle man
