CINDERHEERO
RATING: PG-13 (am I seeing a pattern here?)
Narrator: Once upon a time in a land far away there was a man who had the most beautiful dau-er...um....son in the land.
Heero: ::appears on stage beside Doctor J::
Dr.J; you must be the finest specimen I have ever seen
Narrator: well..the man fell in love with a wicked woman..who seemed sweet
Relena; ::appears on stage::
Dr.J: Hi wicked woman who seems sweet...
Relena; hi innocent fool whom I'm going to kill later on in this twisted fairy tale
::both wave at each other::
Heero: 0_0
Narrator: she was the barriness of the land... well one day the husband mysteriously died.
::silouette of Relena Stabbing Dr.J ::
Relena; die die die!
Dr.J: X_X ::is dead;:
Narrator: the wicked barriness had 2 daughters of her own...plus the step child Dr.J left with her.
Relena; ::looks at Heero:: I don't like you
Heero: And I don't like you...::looks at relena::
Narrator: the barriness made the step child do all the work while the children just sat around and did nothing.
Quatre: HEERO WHERE'S MY WATER?
Heero: ::comes in with water. Hands it to Quatre::
Quatre; ::takes water and throws it back at Heero: I SAID I WANTED ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER! THIS WATER IS 10 DEGREES BELOW ROOM TEMPERATURE!
Heero: ::picks up the cup and heads out of the room::
Dorothy: HEERO! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO IRON MY SHIRTS!
Heero: I'M COMING!!
Dorothy: WELL HURRY UP
Heero: ::dashes up to dorothy's room:: ::he takes the three shirts and heads downstairs to iron them::
Quatre: HEERO MY WATER!
Heero: COMMING QUATRE!
Relena: HEERO! WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?
Heero: I STILL HAVEN'T CAUGHT IT YET...GIVE ME A MINUTE
Heero frantically looks around for some food. He goes to the grocery store only to see that it's closed. So across the street he sees the pet store.
Relena; ;:pokes her food: How come my breakfast has eyes and fur?
Heero: um....I dunno.. it didn't come with instructions on how to cook it.
Relena; oh...
Breakfast: ::makes a painfuls squeal as if finally dies::
Relena: 0_0 I'm not hungry anymore
Heero: oh..too bad....
::door bell rings;:
Heero: no no....no one get up... I'll get that...::goes and gets the door bell
Quatre: ::dressed in a mail man suit:: You are coridally invited to Princess Dorothy's ball
Heero: okay..::takes invitations and closes door::
Narrator: so Heero helped the step sisters and the evil step mother get ready for the ball...unfortunately he couldn't get himself ready
Relena; aw..too bad.....you can't go
Heero: why not?
Relena: who do you know who'd go to a ball in spandex and a tank top?
Heero: Forget you I'm going anyways...
::they all go to the ball::
Narrator: Heero dances the night away with Dorothy
Dorothy: ::while they're dancing:: This is my idea
Heero: This is my idea...
Both: OF........
Relena: ::gets shot::
Heero: fun....okay! who stole my part?! I was supposed to shoot her!
Milliardo: ::standing there holding a smoking gun::
Heero: oh..nevermind...Good Job Mill...so that's how much?
Milliardo: fifty
Heero: okay..::hands Milliardo fifty dollars
Dorothy: ::in an annoying voice:: HEERO! NOW YOU CAN MARRY ME!
Milliardo: only 30 if you let me kill her too
Heero: go ahead
Milliardo: ::hands Heero 20 dollars back::
::BOOM::
Dorothy: X_X
Narrator: and everyone lived happily ever after...
RATING: PG-13 (am I seeing a pattern here?)
Narrator: Once upon a time in a land far away there was a man who had the most beautiful dau-er...um....son in the land.
Heero: ::appears on stage beside Doctor J::
Dr.J; you must be the finest specimen I have ever seen
Narrator: well..the man fell in love with a wicked woman..who seemed sweet
Relena; ::appears on stage::
Dr.J: Hi wicked woman who seems sweet...
Relena; hi innocent fool whom I'm going to kill later on in this twisted fairy tale
::both wave at each other::
Heero: 0_0
Narrator: she was the barriness of the land... well one day the husband mysteriously died.
::silouette of Relena Stabbing Dr.J ::
Relena; die die die!
Dr.J: X_X ::is dead;:
Narrator: the wicked barriness had 2 daughters of her own...plus the step child Dr.J left with her.
Relena; ::looks at Heero:: I don't like you
Heero: And I don't like you...::looks at relena::
Narrator: the barriness made the step child do all the work while the children just sat around and did nothing.
Quatre: HEERO WHERE'S MY WATER?
Heero: ::comes in with water. Hands it to Quatre::
Quatre; ::takes water and throws it back at Heero: I SAID I WANTED ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER! THIS WATER IS 10 DEGREES BELOW ROOM TEMPERATURE!
Heero: ::picks up the cup and heads out of the room::
Dorothy: HEERO! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO IRON MY SHIRTS!
Heero: I'M COMING!!
Dorothy: WELL HURRY UP
Heero: ::dashes up to dorothy's room:: ::he takes the three shirts and heads downstairs to iron them::
Quatre: HEERO MY WATER!
Heero: COMMING QUATRE!
Relena: HEERO! WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?
Heero: I STILL HAVEN'T CAUGHT IT YET...GIVE ME A MINUTE
Heero frantically looks around for some food. He goes to the grocery store only to see that it's closed. So across the street he sees the pet store.
Relena; ;:pokes her food: How come my breakfast has eyes and fur?
Heero: um....I dunno.. it didn't come with instructions on how to cook it.
Relena; oh...
Breakfast: ::makes a painfuls squeal as if finally dies::
Relena: 0_0 I'm not hungry anymore
Heero: oh..too bad....
::door bell rings;:
Heero: no no....no one get up... I'll get that...::goes and gets the door bell
Quatre: ::dressed in a mail man suit:: You are coridally invited to Princess Dorothy's ball
Heero: okay..::takes invitations and closes door::
Narrator: so Heero helped the step sisters and the evil step mother get ready for the ball...unfortunately he couldn't get himself ready
Relena; aw..too bad.....you can't go
Heero: why not?
Relena: who do you know who'd go to a ball in spandex and a tank top?
Heero: Forget you I'm going anyways...
::they all go to the ball::
Narrator: Heero dances the night away with Dorothy
Dorothy: ::while they're dancing:: This is my idea
Heero: This is my idea...
Both: OF........
Relena: ::gets shot::
Heero: fun....okay! who stole my part?! I was supposed to shoot her!
Milliardo: ::standing there holding a smoking gun::
Heero: oh..nevermind...Good Job Mill...so that's how much?
Milliardo: fifty
Heero: okay..::hands Milliardo fifty dollars
Dorothy: ::in an annoying voice:: HEERO! NOW YOU CAN MARRY ME!
Milliardo: only 30 if you let me kill her too
Heero: go ahead
Milliardo: ::hands Heero 20 dollars back::
::BOOM::
Dorothy: X_X
Narrator: and everyone lived happily ever after...
