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Star Wars Life, on an Everyday Basis
A/N- Okay, setting is Luke and Leia are two. Padme` and Anakin are moving into their "Dream House" with the twins and Obi-Wan.
"Look kids! It's the house we've always wanted!" Cried Padme` to her children. She pointed to their new home which they had put on lay-away for a couple of years. It was a small shack like house, resembling the shed of an average backyard. It was very crummy looking too. All the paint was chipping off due to weather and the edges of the poorly glued on wood was all jagged and sharp. It was perfect! Just the size to fit all five of them, plus three guest!
"Um, wait a second, there's only three single size cots." Said Obi- Wan, just realizing that maybe five was too much to fit in this Rut-Hut.
"Oh no problem," answered Anakin," Me and Padme`..."
"Padme` and I!" Corrected Obi-Wan as he rudely interrupted.
"Anyway," continued Anakin," Padme` and I can share a cot and so can Luke and Leia. And you can sleep outside. Then the last cot can be used for a guest!"
"You mean I live here and I don't get a cot, but a guest does!" Obi- Wan spat out madly.
"Careful, Obi, Hate leads to the dark side." Said Anakin in a mimicking tone like a brat. Obi-Wan got so angry with Anakin, he slapped him across the face. "Ow!" Said Anakin like a wounded chinchilla.
"Daddy!" Cried Luke! " You hurt my daddy! I hate you Obi-Wan Kanobi!"
"Luke, you can talk!" Cried Padme`.
Leia added, "Yeah, mom, we're two, we both can talk, it's not like freakin' Rugrats." By now all the adults in the room were staring in amazement at these child prodigies. Both Luke and Leia started doing Acrobats, started fluently speaking Scandinavian, started doing complex math problems that even Einstein couldn't do, started playing full two handed symphony Mozart songs on the piano, and started singing opera.
Thirty minutes later Obi-Wan started to redeem his shock and said," Wow." They all remained in shock until five in a half-hours later. Then the bill came on the house! What will happen next? Will they be able to pay the bill? Will the twins enter a freak show? Guess you have to find out next chapter.
Star Wars Life, on an Everyday Basis
A/N- Okay, setting is Luke and Leia are two. Padme` and Anakin are moving into their "Dream House" with the twins and Obi-Wan.
"Look kids! It's the house we've always wanted!" Cried Padme` to her children. She pointed to their new home which they had put on lay-away for a couple of years. It was a small shack like house, resembling the shed of an average backyard. It was very crummy looking too. All the paint was chipping off due to weather and the edges of the poorly glued on wood was all jagged and sharp. It was perfect! Just the size to fit all five of them, plus three guest!
"Um, wait a second, there's only three single size cots." Said Obi- Wan, just realizing that maybe five was too much to fit in this Rut-Hut.
"Oh no problem," answered Anakin," Me and Padme`..."
"Padme` and I!" Corrected Obi-Wan as he rudely interrupted.
"Anyway," continued Anakin," Padme` and I can share a cot and so can Luke and Leia. And you can sleep outside. Then the last cot can be used for a guest!"
"You mean I live here and I don't get a cot, but a guest does!" Obi- Wan spat out madly.
"Careful, Obi, Hate leads to the dark side." Said Anakin in a mimicking tone like a brat. Obi-Wan got so angry with Anakin, he slapped him across the face. "Ow!" Said Anakin like a wounded chinchilla.
"Daddy!" Cried Luke! " You hurt my daddy! I hate you Obi-Wan Kanobi!"
"Luke, you can talk!" Cried Padme`.
Leia added, "Yeah, mom, we're two, we both can talk, it's not like freakin' Rugrats." By now all the adults in the room were staring in amazement at these child prodigies. Both Luke and Leia started doing Acrobats, started fluently speaking Scandinavian, started doing complex math problems that even Einstein couldn't do, started playing full two handed symphony Mozart songs on the piano, and started singing opera.
Thirty minutes later Obi-Wan started to redeem his shock and said," Wow." They all remained in shock until five in a half-hours later. Then the bill came on the house! What will happen next? Will they be able to pay the bill? Will the twins enter a freak show? Guess you have to find out next chapter.
