Naruto hissed in pain and you smacked him for the umpteenth time. "[Name]!" He whined.
"I could just chop it off." You say, a growl in your voice. You were not a happy camper right now.
"No!" He jumped up from the stool to try to escape but you grabbed his collar and yanked him back into his seat.
"Well than deal with the pain! I warned you what would happen if you left the lollipop in your mouth." The red candy was in most of his hair making it seem like he had red tips. You had been TRYING to get the left overs of the candy Naruto had left in his mouth over night out all morning but he was complaining and throwing hissy fits. You were normally patient enough to deal with it but as of right now when you had barely gotten sleep, you were cranky and grumpy. This was mostly due to Naruto jumping on you to help him in the morning. You wished he would have let you sleep if he was going to keep resisting your help. When Naruto squealed again you finally lost it and picked up the scissors to put your practice in the hair salon to the test.
~An hour later~
"Holly crap I look good!" Naruto touched his hair gently as if the tips would prick his fingers. You smiled at your now happy boyfriend.
"I work at the most popular hair salon in Japan for a reason Naruto. Now if you had only let me cut your hair sooner." He just rolled his eyes and pulled you into a kiss before your phone rang. He growled at the machine giving it a death glare. Swiping the phone up he threw it across the room breaking it. I sat in his lap pulling away and giving him a half amused half pissed look. "That's the 6th phone this month Naruto!" He winced and reassured me he would pay for a new one again.