Hello there, Skylinemaster here with a new story. Just a spur of the moment thing that I hope you like.

'Thought'

"Speech."

Disclaimer: I don't own anything from High School DxD.


October 21, 1600. Sekigehara, Japan

Cough!

"Ugh, crap, no, not like this..."

A male figure said this, coughing up blood in between words. The light of the moon shone off his armor. His face is obscured by his helmet, that fell over his eyes, but blood is seen all around his mouth.

"Not like this, I haven't even seen them yet..."

He said, weakly moving his head up to see the sword that impaled him to the ground.

"Someone, anyone, I'll do, whatever..."

He said, weakly.

"You will?"

A female voice said in the darkness.

The man blinked several times.

"Yes, anything."

He said as he saw a shadowy figure appear.

"Miko?"

He questioned why there is a shrine maiden in front of him. The aforementioned shrine maiden is a short but beautiful teenage girl with flowing black hair and piercing brown eyes. She stared down at him, curiously, before speaking.

"You, Masanori no Hyoudou, have been deemed worthy..."

She said, however, the now named Hyoudou wasn't listening at all. In fact, he was focused solely on the shrine maiden's outfit, which left little to the imagination.

Specifically, he focused on her chest, which is quite developed, to say the least.

"Oppai!"

He yelled, summoning the least of his strength to reach up and grab the shrine maiden's breasts.

"I, can, die, happy now."

He said, squeezing the breasts before his face was grabbed and slammed back into the ground.

"P-p-p-PERVERT!"

She said, her face red from anger and embarrassment, summoning a sword and aiming it at the grinning Hyoudou's face.

"I,have, no regrets."

He coughed, before smiling. The redness intensified on the maiden's face as she stabbed downward, but before the sword connected, a great flash of light appeared, blinding the maiden.

After a few moments of her eyes adjusting back into the light, she blinked at the spot where Hyoudou was.

"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GOOOOOOOOOOO?!"


Hyoudou blinked, not once, not twice, but three times.

'Is this the afterlife?'

He questioned as he felt water all around him.

'Water?'

He floated before standing up in what appears to be a shallow pond.

"And you are awake, good."

A refined male voice said.

Hyoudou turned his head to the source of the voice, and could not believe what he saw.

There, standing on top of the water, is a man with long, silver hair and a pale complexion dressed in a black kimono.

"Kami?"

Hyoudou stuttered out. The man simply smiled.

"One of them actually, I'm Tsukuyomi."

The moon god of the Shinto pantheon said simply.

Hyoudou quickly prostrated in the face of a god.

"Please, please, no need. Get up."

Tsukuyomi told Hyoudou, who slowly got up.

"So, I'm dead? This is the afterlife?"

Hyoudou asked. Tsukuyomi simply shrugged his shoulders.

"It can be, if you want. It can also be temporary."

Tsukuyomi told, glancing at the moon.

"Temporary? I can go back to life?"

Hyoudou asked in disbelief.

"After that stunt you pulled, yes?"

Tsukuyomi said with a laugh.

"What I did?"

Hyoudou asked, dumbfounded as to what the god was talking about.

"Remember that shrine maiden?"

Hyoudou nodded his head.

"That was Konohanasakuya-hime, running a favor for Enma, god of the dead."

Hyoudou's eyes went wide open at the name.

"And then you just up and grabbed her breasts!"

Tsukuyomi burst out laughing.

"The look on her face was hilarous! I captured that motion in my archives already, so I can replay it over and over again..."

He said as he tried to stifle the laughter and appear serious.

"I'm not one to interfere in Enma's domain, but I couldn't just do nothing in the face of the motion who just groped a goddess! I find you interesting, and I need something thing to alleviate my boredom from my duties of watching the moon... So, I'm prepared to make you a deal."

He said, finally get all the laughter out of his system.

"A deal?"

Hyoudou's eyes narrowed, causing the god to raise his eyebrows.

"You have a lot of guts, mortal. But I like that. The deal is I'll help you and your entire bloodline, in exchange, you grope women for me."

...

Tsukuyomi said this with the upmost seriousness.

...

"..You want me to, grope breasts, in exchange for living."

Hyoudou asked incredulously with his mouth wide open.

"You and your descendants, but yes. It's either that or I throw you..."

"I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it!"

A smile appeared on Tsukuyomi's face.

"Good, please provided me entertainment, Hyoudou."


400 or so years later. Kuoh, Japan.

"Will you die for me?"

Amana Yuuma asked.

'I must have misheard that.'

Hyoudou thought.

This is a different Hyoudou. Not Masanori no Hyoudou, a skilled warrior, but Issei Hyoudou, a perverted high school student.

"Can you please repeat that?"

He asked as his date leaned into his ear again.

"I said, will you die for me?"

She said, as her clothes burst. She grew a pair of black wings out of her back and her outfit is now what can be described as a BDSM outfit.

"W-what are you?!"

Issei questioned.

"Dont blame us. Your Sacred Gear was a threat to us. Blame the god that put it into your body."

She said, hurling a newly materialized Light spear at Issei.

Issei was struck down by the Light spear and pinned to the ground.

"I'm sorry, our date was fun and all, but like they say, all good things must come to an end."

She taunted, walking up to the dying Hyoudou.

'Dammit, I'm going to die like this?'

Issei thought as he saw Amana a standing over him with a smirk on her face and a Light spear in her hand.

'No, not like this!'

He summoned all of his strength to rise up and grab his date. By the breasts.

"Oppai!I-I can die now!"

He said happily as he squeezed the breasts of his date turned killer.

"Y-y-you PERVERT!"

She pushed him back down violently and stabbed him repeatedly with the Light spear, unknowing that a figure watched the entire scene from above.


Same time. Takamagahara

"Hahaahahahahahaahahahaha!"

Tsukuyomi snickered as he watched the entire thing unfold from what can only be described as a holographic screen.

"I-I guess things don't change."

He remarked as he saw the Fallen Angel stop angrily desecrating the dead Hyoudou's body. He narrowed his eyes at the dead body.

"Red Dragon Emperor, you Hyoudous sure do provide entertainment."

He snapped his fingers, causing the screen to disappear.

He glanced around before a giant smile came on his face.

"The end of times are coming. Have to grope them all before it all ends."

He remarked seriously with a hand on his chin.

He snapped his fingers again, causing the corpse of Issei Hyoudou to appear in front of him.

He crouched down, placing his hand over the corpse's heart.

"I suppose I'll take a more active role this time. Issei Hyoudou, welcome back to the land of the living."


The inspiration to write this came today, so I acted on it.

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