AN- Well, I was bored and I decided to write this for the hell of it. I don't know if it's really any good or not but I'm posting it because now the website is forcing me too. Since the site has adde the 30 day thing i have to becuase the original had been saved in there. Now-this takes place after the time skip, although, it doesn't really matter that it does. Sasuke is back, Orochimaru is dead and, Itachi is…I don't know, but I'd like to think him and Sasuke are getting along better than before.


Unforgivable

And he begged, "help me Sasuke, please," but I refused to help him. How could I? He had brought it on himself, the dobe.

I had warned him against it, warned him that, if he continued, there would be no way I would be held responsible. And now here he is, almost-literally at my mercy. Is it wrong to be merciless toward someone who wouldn't listen to you in the first place –whom you had warned before hand? I don't think so.

"Sasuke! Please you have to–AHHHH –PLEASE…!" he continues to cry.

"You brought this on yourself, Naruto. If only you would listen to me!" I say. He replies only in soft whimpers. And then…

"Can you at least get Sakura-chan to help me?! If you won't then…" I hear his voice seize up in his throat – a sure sign of pain. He releases, and continues, "…then a-at least her!"

"Not even Sakura can help you now," I say, being painfully blunt. I wouldn't let her near him, for her own safety. "And why are you asking me to help you? I take people apart, not patch them up."

"Sasuke, you asshole! If I ever –AHHHHHHHH!" He groans again in pain. "If I ever get out of this…"

"I don't think you will, not anytime soon anyways."

I can't believe he's trying to threaten me. Of all times, he's threatening me, when he's the one who's completely subdued and I'm not. I have almost complete power over him; whether or not he suffers is up to me now. I actually might've helped him –maybe, go see if Sakura would want to pitch in, too –but I don't feel like it anymore; I think I'll let him suffer.

"Naruto…" I say just to grab his attention.

"WHAT?!"

"You know, Naruto, I -" I stop as a horrible stench suddenly begins to bombard my nose. "NARUTO! DAMNIT! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?" I shout in disgust.

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! YOU'RE THE ONE BEING A COMPLETE DICK!"

I take a step back from the bathroom stall, covering my nose. "Naruto! It's called a courtesy flush!" Quickly, he I hear the sound of a toilet flushing. All that is done in vain, however, as I hear another loud, nasty spurt of liquid shit hit the toilet.

"Stop punishing my toilet, dobe!" I shout through the bathroom door.

"WELL IF YOU WOULD JUST HELP ME I COULD BE OUTTA HERE!"

"I don't know, you did kinda barge in while I was using the bathroom, and then you tried to threaten me!" I shout. "And this whole thing could've been avoided, had you listened to me in the first place! Didn't you think there was a reason as to why Sakura had set out that milk?"

"I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR ME!"

"Dobe…it was SPOILED! AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK IT!" All I receive in response are more groans. My nose twitches, and suddenly my eyes begin to water. My throat begins to close up, causing me to gag. This is bullshit; I'm getting out of here. So I tell him and he seems quite upset.

"PLEASE! Don't leave me, Sasuke! Help me!" He pleads, again, but I'm already gone. Maybe Sakura might stop by and help him, maybe. I continue to walk down the hall, away from the bathroom, and Naruto's incessant groans. Hmm…I wonder if he knows that he has an empty roll of toilet paper…


AN- Bam, there it is. I've also been wondering whether or not i should make a story out of a bunch of oneshots that go down similar to this. Let me know what you think.