THE MJM SHOW ( Formerly MJM SOLVES YOUR PROBLEMS )

MJM :- Hello Everyone and welcome to The MJM show. I'm MJM and this..is my...show.



Tonight on MY show, I'll be talking to Winnie the pooh, Our Audience will make a decision on who is the better Cartoon Character and Frodo and Harry Potter will settle their differences.... So welcome... Winnie the Pooh !!




MJM :- Hello Mr Pooh

Winnie :- Please, call me Winnie.

MJM :- Okay Winnie, Now My top secret Sources tell me that a Pooh Bear movie is being thought of, is this true.

Winnie :- No, but after the tigger movie gets boring a Piglett movie is going to be released.

MJM :- Speaking of Piglett, are the news rumours true about his sex change, is he going to soon a Pig-Girl.

Winnie :- I don't think he will go back to being a girl, no.

MJM :- 'Back' to being a girl ?

Winnie :- oh dear.

MJM :- 'Oh dear' what ?

Winnie :- Can we please change subject.

MJM :- umm, okay.... Now my sources also tell me that you all still live together in the hundred acre wood is that true.

Winnie :- Well, yeah, but Tigger moved out a couple of months ago and Goffer moved out 2 years ago. And I think Rabbits planning a move.

MJM :- Rabbit ?

Winnie :- Yeah, he just got offered a house next door to bugs bunny so....

MJM :- Okay Winnie, lets get to the reason I brought you here, Is Christphor robin still... WIth us

Winnie :- With us ?

MJM :- It's just somebody said he had died in a freak Chicken soup Flooding

Winnie :- No, No, he's still very much alive.

MJM :- Okay Winnie, thanks for coming and good luck in what ever you do next.

Winnie :- Thank you

MJM :- Ladies and gentlemen.. Winnie the Pooh




Stay tuned because next on THe MJM show, our study audience will decide who is the best cartton character... EVER !