Once there was a man named Mccready.

Mccready loved to eat feces of all varieties and tried to eat it wherever he traveled.

He stumbled one day into a 50/50 half shit half clean land known as Menora.

Menora players loved to fight and most of the time threw feces at each other for some reason.

Mccready realized he couldn't let this go on as he was the king of poop and needed to make sure he stayed the king of poop.

There was another man named Manny Fegte who originally was the king of poop but after discovering that poop comes out of your butt he thought to himself "Oh shit i can't let people know i've been eating shit this entire time" lucky for him Mccready was there to save the day.

Manny threw as much shit on top of Mccready as possible and told him its his forever.

Mccready was more happy than he could ever be.

However now everybody knew it wasn't Mccready's shit at all it was Sephiroth Lusch's doo doo.

Mccready in a panic had to quickly jump into action and start just telling everyone he was Sephiroth Lusch all along.

Nobody believed him but he sure kept trying!

He even told people he was Manny Fegte but that's ridiculous so everybody just assumed Mccready was mentally disabled and left him alone.

Soon a Nazi escort by the name of Stella Eaton journeyed from the vast wasteland of Germany all the way to Menora.

Stella was Hitler's personal escort all the way back in the 1940s but being the witch that she is she was able to keep herself alive with the semen of her enemies.

Mccready spotted stella from a mile away because she gained a lot of weight from all that semen.

He quickly rushed to Stella's side and tried to make her his new private Nazi escort.

Stella agreed because shes too stupid to realize hes not just brown skinned he has feces all over him.

Stella couldn't smell all the shit from Menora because most people punched her in the nose all the time... but could you blame them?

Mccready was very poor and was at the brink of losing his kingdom of booty cakes so he asked Stella "Stella my darling please you must begin paying for the sim i'm out of ideas and they wont accept used diapers!" Stella wondered why he was using used diapers as payment for his sim but Stella was too busy with the idea of becoming the new Hitler of a whole new land to think about it.

Stella ruled Menora with a iron fist for a very long time but eventually even Stella was running out of funds and since everybody hated her all the money stopped flowing.

Stella then attempted to sell Menora as quickly as she could because earlier that day she realized everybody WAS covered in crap and couldn't figure out why she didn't realize it beforehand.

When Stella sold the sim 4 janitors by the names of EtzioAuditoreDeFirenze, Hachiirama, OdineNixxie and princessabbyy quickly purchased the land because only the 4 janitors known as "The 4 Janitors of anti-clog" could clean up Menora.

However will the 4 janitors succeed?

Nope Tailz Rexen came in with the power of a janitor and flushed the sim full of shit down into the crapper therefore hopefully fixing the wasteland of Menora.

But that didn't work because Menora is a toilet that nobody can flush and all that shit just flows back up.

THE END also Uchiha's are gay