Okay I'm writing this because well, I thought of it while trying to type
the next chapter of The Changing of Past. ^_^ And because this plagued my
last few days of school -_-
Warning: Character torture. And. . . Yuki is back!
Disclaimer: If there has to be a disclaimer, then you already know that: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
The I Love You Curse
***
Yugi, Yami, Bakura, Ryou, Tea, Joey, and Seto were. . .well trapped in a small mansion by the evil authoress which will be called Yuki.
Yuki: Hey, I'm back! Oh yea, I don't love Seto.
Seto: Why not?
Yuki: Because of that mullet! But, if you insist . . . *Glomps*
Seto: Ack! No! Get off you evil bitch!
Yami: *covers Yugi's ears* Shut up! I don't want you exposing my innoc-um, my aibou to such language.
Tea: Hey, Yami, whatdidja say? Could it be true? Has Yugi lost his virginity before me? Ahhhh!!!!!!
Yugi: *Smiles* Don't worry Tea, that ship sailed a long time ago!
Tea: Ahhhh!!!!!!
***2 Hours Later***
Tea: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Bakura: *Comes from behind with an anvil and drops it on Tea's head* Sigh. I thought that bitch would never shut up.
Tea: *clunk*
Seto: HEY! What the fuck! Why can he talk crap and not me!
Yami: *Half-asleep* What? You talk shit anyway. I don't know why you're listening to me.
Seto: Augh! You damn bastard! *Metaphorical light bulb appears above his head* Oh Yami, wanna play a game?
Yami: *raises an eyebrow* What am I supposed to do?
Seto: *looks at Yami innocently* All you have to do is pick a number. I suggest picking a good high one!
Yami: *thinking* 'Hmm. . . what the hell could this be? Oh well he told me what to pick, so I'll pick it.' I pick one.
Seto: *looks mad* Ahhh!!!! *Calms himself* Oh well, since you picked one you have to say 'I love you' to whoever says your name for 1 day.
Yami: SHIT! I don't have to so I won't.
Yuki: But you do! *points to the one and only rule*
*~RULES~*
1. YOU WILL DO WHAT EVER THE AUTHORESS TELLS YOU.
Yami: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Aw, Yami don't worry!
Yami: *grimaces* I love you aibou.
Yugi: I love you too, Yami!
Yami: I love you. NOW STOP SAYING MY NAME!
Yugi: *smiles* Okie!
Seto: Say, Yami, isn't this FUN?
Yami: Shit. I love you, and HELL NO!
Joey: *Walks in with empty food bags* We got a prob-- *looks at Yami* Hey Yami, what's wrong? You look kinda mad.
Yami: GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! I love you. I really don't, by the way.
Ryou: *Wakes up* Hey Joey, can I have some food?
Joey: Well, that's the thing, I ate it all.
Yugi, Ryou, and Seto: WHAT?!
Yuki: Hmm. . . I had 2 tons of food. You must be hungry Joey.
Joey: Well. . .yea, I'm hungry got anymore food.
Yami: Good thing I don't have to eat.
Seto: Shut up, YAMI.
Yami: I love you.
Bakura: *smirks* Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami.
Yami: O.o AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I love you. I love you. I love you. I hate you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I hate you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I hate you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. . . *out of breath*
Ryou: Hey Yami, I think you have to say it three more times since those 'I hate you's don't count.
Yami: I love you. I love you. I love you. I hate you. You white-haired bastards.
Seto: Hey Yami, I think there's one more to say. ^_^
Yami: I love you. I love you. Grr....!!!!!!!!
Ryou: Yami, that was mean!
Yami: I love you. You deserve it you damn brat.
Yugi: Yami! Apologize.
Yami: I love you.
Seto: What!? No comment?
Yami: *Looks confused* I love you.
Joey: What the hell? He didn't even have to say it that time!
Yami: I love you.
Bakura: Pharaoh, are you on crack? I want some!
Yuki: I'm sorry Bakura, there's no crack here! He is saying I love you because he has said It so many times that now everything he says will be I love you.
Yami: I love you.
Seto: Hahaha! Whatcha gonna say now?
Yami: I love you. *Walks up to Seto and smiles coldly. Punches Seto in the face*
Seto: Ha! I wasn't hurt!
Yuki: Oh yea, people can't get hurt in this house because it would cause character death.
Bakura sarcastically: And we wouldn't want that to happen. *Points to Tea who is still out cold*
Yami: I love you.
Yuki: Review with packages, suggestions and the victim of the next curse. The curse is: You are only allowed to say two different sentences. Please pick the sentences! Whatever you do, just REVIEW.
Joey: So hungry.
Yami: I love you.
Yuki: Of course you do.
Yugi: Reviewers, please help Yami, you should hear what he's telepathically saying.
Ryou: I fear for my life.
Seto: MWAHAHA!
Warning: Character torture. And. . . Yuki is back!
Disclaimer: If there has to be a disclaimer, then you already know that: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
The I Love You Curse
***
Yugi, Yami, Bakura, Ryou, Tea, Joey, and Seto were. . .well trapped in a small mansion by the evil authoress which will be called Yuki.
Yuki: Hey, I'm back! Oh yea, I don't love Seto.
Seto: Why not?
Yuki: Because of that mullet! But, if you insist . . . *Glomps*
Seto: Ack! No! Get off you evil bitch!
Yami: *covers Yugi's ears* Shut up! I don't want you exposing my innoc-um, my aibou to such language.
Tea: Hey, Yami, whatdidja say? Could it be true? Has Yugi lost his virginity before me? Ahhhh!!!!!!
Yugi: *Smiles* Don't worry Tea, that ship sailed a long time ago!
Tea: Ahhhh!!!!!!
***2 Hours Later***
Tea: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Bakura: *Comes from behind with an anvil and drops it on Tea's head* Sigh. I thought that bitch would never shut up.
Tea: *clunk*
Seto: HEY! What the fuck! Why can he talk crap and not me!
Yami: *Half-asleep* What? You talk shit anyway. I don't know why you're listening to me.
Seto: Augh! You damn bastard! *Metaphorical light bulb appears above his head* Oh Yami, wanna play a game?
Yami: *raises an eyebrow* What am I supposed to do?
Seto: *looks at Yami innocently* All you have to do is pick a number. I suggest picking a good high one!
Yami: *thinking* 'Hmm. . . what the hell could this be? Oh well he told me what to pick, so I'll pick it.' I pick one.
Seto: *looks mad* Ahhh!!!! *Calms himself* Oh well, since you picked one you have to say 'I love you' to whoever says your name for 1 day.
Yami: SHIT! I don't have to so I won't.
Yuki: But you do! *points to the one and only rule*
*~RULES~*
1. YOU WILL DO WHAT EVER THE AUTHORESS TELLS YOU.
Yami: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Aw, Yami don't worry!
Yami: *grimaces* I love you aibou.
Yugi: I love you too, Yami!
Yami: I love you. NOW STOP SAYING MY NAME!
Yugi: *smiles* Okie!
Seto: Say, Yami, isn't this FUN?
Yami: Shit. I love you, and HELL NO!
Joey: *Walks in with empty food bags* We got a prob-- *looks at Yami* Hey Yami, what's wrong? You look kinda mad.
Yami: GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! I love you. I really don't, by the way.
Ryou: *Wakes up* Hey Joey, can I have some food?
Joey: Well, that's the thing, I ate it all.
Yugi, Ryou, and Seto: WHAT?!
Yuki: Hmm. . . I had 2 tons of food. You must be hungry Joey.
Joey: Well. . .yea, I'm hungry got anymore food.
Yami: Good thing I don't have to eat.
Seto: Shut up, YAMI.
Yami: I love you.
Bakura: *smirks* Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami.
Yami: O.o AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I love you. I love you. I love you. I hate you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I hate you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I hate you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. . . *out of breath*
Ryou: Hey Yami, I think you have to say it three more times since those 'I hate you's don't count.
Yami: I love you. I love you. I love you. I hate you. You white-haired bastards.
Seto: Hey Yami, I think there's one more to say. ^_^
Yami: I love you. I love you. Grr....!!!!!!!!
Ryou: Yami, that was mean!
Yami: I love you. You deserve it you damn brat.
Yugi: Yami! Apologize.
Yami: I love you.
Seto: What!? No comment?
Yami: *Looks confused* I love you.
Joey: What the hell? He didn't even have to say it that time!
Yami: I love you.
Bakura: Pharaoh, are you on crack? I want some!
Yuki: I'm sorry Bakura, there's no crack here! He is saying I love you because he has said It so many times that now everything he says will be I love you.
Yami: I love you.
Seto: Hahaha! Whatcha gonna say now?
Yami: I love you. *Walks up to Seto and smiles coldly. Punches Seto in the face*
Seto: Ha! I wasn't hurt!
Yuki: Oh yea, people can't get hurt in this house because it would cause character death.
Bakura sarcastically: And we wouldn't want that to happen. *Points to Tea who is still out cold*
Yami: I love you.
Yuki: Review with packages, suggestions and the victim of the next curse. The curse is: You are only allowed to say two different sentences. Please pick the sentences! Whatever you do, just REVIEW.
Joey: So hungry.
Yami: I love you.
Yuki: Of course you do.
Yugi: Reviewers, please help Yami, you should hear what he's telepathically saying.
Ryou: I fear for my life.
Seto: MWAHAHA!
