Ode to the Salary of the star of Pirates of the Caribbean
Angie says Johnny Depp is fine,
But I wish that his paycheck could one day be mine
She says he's a hottie- I say that she's blind.
(Myself? I believe that he's out of his mind.)
He makes more per day than I've ever seen.
I couldn't achieve all of that wealth in a dream!
He reportedly made a cool 35 million,
For acting in Pirates of the Caribbean.
Johnny Depp could buy the whole USA
If he ever should even feel slightly that way.
If we could trade paychecks, than I would be glad.
He could have my allowance- It isn't that bad!
And so, in conclusion, I'd just like to say,
That no, I'm not jealous, I'm merely insane.
Perhaps I'll retire to an island in Greece,
Live off of Depp's money, write more poems like these.
(Okay, I give up! That was awful. You win.
I don't think I'll ever write poetry again)