::Cloud rides in on his motorcycle::

"Cloud!! You're home!!" Marleane ran to his side and climbed up on the tank.

Cloud smiled warmly at her as he balanced the vehicle.

Grabbing Cloud's left shoulder where a silver pendant was attached to his armor, "Knock-Knock!!" Marleane said mimicking the motion of a doorknocker.

Cloud sighed loudly, Jesus Christ….

"Who's there?"

"Interrupting Cow!!" Marleane said with enthusiasm.

"Interrupting Cow, who?" Cloud replied half heartedly.

"Moo!!"

…………::a few seconds of silence passed::…………

"Wow, Marleane…That was a good one…" Where did I go wrong?? Cloud pleaded in his head for someone to shoot him. Just one quick blow to the head, that's all I ask…Just maybe?

"Cloud, what's wrong?"

"Oh, it's nothing Marleane. Go inside and get Tifa and Denzel. I need help with the groceries."

"Okay!"

Marleane hopped off the motorbike almost knocking it over.

::another sigh::

"Cloud?!"

After putting the bike on the stand and heaving the first bags from the side compartments into his arms, Cloud looked up to a very angry Tifa.

"Where in the hell were you? I needed you an hour ago! Did you forget about Denzel's game?!"

Cloud stopped, blank expression coming across his face. Realization dawned upon him just a little too late. Tifa had him in her clutches…

"Damnit! You forgot again, didn't you?! You know he wants you to take him-"

Cloud tuned out Tifa's ranting. How come I have to take the runt? So I forget one time...or this whole week, but who cares? They're just soccer games.. I wonder what's on TV tonite………

::Cloud's eyes shift slightly to the right Tifa takes notice::

"Are you even listening to me?! Ugh! Just what I would expect from you, Cloud. Off in your own little world, again!"

::Tifa storms off into the house::

"I was nosing around in the sink cabinet for one of your dirty mags and noticed there was a vacant spot where she keeps her douche bag…She must be out of tampons or something." Denzel said suddenly popping up beside Cloud.

"Aren't you supposed to be at the game?"

"Yea, but what Tifa doesn't know won't hurt her…Guess I better go before she comes out here and explodes again. She's all yours! Later!"

So that's how my page kept getting lost…Wait…

"Denzel!……Damn…" Cloud muttered half under his breath.