The scene is inside a box canyon in the middle of nowhere, specifically on top of a base where two soldiers are waiting. One of them, Kewell, is wearing orange armor and another, Dickson, is wearing maroon armor.

"Hey." Dickson said to Kewell.

"Yeah, what is it?" Kewell asked.

"You ever wonder why we're here?"

"It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

The two stare at each other for some time and then Dickson said, ". . .What!? I meant why are we out here, in this canyon?"

"Oh. Uh. . . yeah." Kewell said as he failed to find an answer.

"What was all that stuff about God?"

"Uh. . . hm? Nothing."

"You wanna talk about it?"

"No."

"You sure?"

"Yeah."

"Seriously though, why are we out here? As far as I can tell, it's just a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. No way in or out."

"Mm hmm."

"The only reason that we set up a Red Base here, is because they have a Blue Base over there. And the only reason they have a Blue Base over there, is because we have a Red Base over here." Dickson noted.

"Yeah. That's because we're fighting each other." Kewell remarked.

"No, no. But I mean, even if we were to pull out today, and if they would come take our base, they would have two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoopdee-fucking-doo."

"What's up with that anyway? I mean, I signed up to fight some fucking Europeans. Next thing I know, Julius Kingsley blows up the Italian Army and I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, fighting a bunch of blue guys."

The scene shifts over to two soldiers on top of a cliff who are watching Kewell and Dickson, one of them wielding a sniper rifle, Jeremiah, is wearing cobalt armor while the other one, Rivalz, is wearing teal armor and standing behind Jeremiah.

"What are they doing?" Rivalz asked Jeremiah.

The cobalt-armored soldier turned toward Rivalz and asked in an aggravated tone, "What?"

"I said, 'what are they doing now'?"

"God damn it, I'm fucking sick of answering that question!"

"You have the fucking rifle! I can't see shit! Don't start to bitch at me becau-"

"Okay, okay, look... they're just standing there and talking, okay? That's all they're doing. That's all they ever do, is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So, five minutes from now, when you ask me, 'What are they doing?' my answer's gonna be, 'They're still just talking, and they're still just standing there'!"

The two soldiers fell silent and then Rivalz broke it by asking, "What are they talking about?"

"You know what? I fucking hate you." Jeremiah answered.

The scene shifts back to Kewell and Dickson.

"Talk about a waste of resources. I mean, we should be out there finding new nations and fighting them." Kewell said.

"Yeah, no shit. That's why they should put us in charge." Dickson replied.

A haughty and commanding voice then said, "Ladies, front and center on the double!"

"Fuck!" Dickson griped.

"Yes, sir!" Kewell said.


A/N: And this is the first chapter of one hundred in the Blood Geass Chronicles of Code vs Blue. Not really expecting any reviews for this since there won't be any Knightmare action in this story. That being said, the Red vs Blue characters themselves will be making an appearance later. Now then, the freelancers are the following characters:

Rolo (Wyoming)

Villetta (Texas)

Mao (York)