*Black she cat with electric blue eyes walks on stage*
Black she cat: Hiya! Welcome to... *glances panickly at a camera man*
Camera man: Doom or Dare, Brightgaze, Doom or Dare.
Brightgaze: Welcome to Doom or Dare! I am your host, Brightgaze! *muffled scuffle comes from inside storage clost next to stage*
Camera Man: Brightgaze, what's that noise?
Brightgaze: *smiles nervously (even though cats CAN'T smile) and widens eyes* I don't know Larry.
Larry: I'm gonna go see, 'kay?
Brightgaze: *eyes dart, looking for a hiding place*
Larry: *opens door, a brown blur streaks out and launches at Brightgaze*
Brightgaze: She's gonna kill me! Energizer Bunny! Help me! Attack! I'm drowning! Save the Bacon! Tell my mother I love her!
Larry: Drama Queen.
Brightgaze: Larry! Get Sandroot off me!
Sandroot: You locked me in a CLOSET!
Brightgaze: Not locked... just stuffed and barred...
Sandroot: Whatever. *walks over to chairs that magically poofed on stage* Sit down, mouse-brain.
Brightgaze: *sits*As I was saying... Welcome to Doom or Dare! I am your ho- *evil glare from Sandroot* CO-host, Brightgaze.
Sandroot: And I'm your OTHER co-host, Sandroot.
Brightgaze: Our first guest is Crowfeather, because we both have tons of questions.
Sandroot: Yeah... tons of QUESTIONS. We more or less plan on torturing the crud outta him.
Brightgaze: ... Yeah. Basically.
Sandroot: So lets bring him in! The Heartbreaker, Crowfeather! * pulls chain dangling from ceiling, Crowfeather falls in*
Crowfeather : Oof! Where am I? I mean seriously.
Brightgaze: YOU JERK! *throws random stuff at his face*
Sandroot: Wait, Bright. Just wait.
Brightgaze: Fine. *mumbles about how unfun Sandroot is*
Sandroot: *rolls eyes* So, Crowfeather, how does it feel to be the most hated cat in the clans? MHC, for later reference.
Crowfeather: I prefer Most Valuble Player, Sandroot.
Brightgaze: Sure. Most Valuble Player. So, since you ARE a player, who was your favorite?
Crowfeather: Mistystar. Definately.
Sandroot: But, you were never with Mistystar...
Crowfeather: Says who? Her? She's a liar. Remember last Saturday at the mall, when she said you weren't fat? She lied then, too.
Sandroot: *gets up and runs to mirror* Oh! Your right! My hips are a bit meaty!
Brightgaze: Oh shut up, you never were gonna get any anyway.
Sandroot: You better take that back.
Brightgaze: I'd rather not, well of course you could always ask over there... he might give you some.
Crowfeather: No I wouldn't.
Sandroot: ...*tear*
Brightgaze: Don't cry... *turns to Crowfeather* YOU MONSTER! Sandroot, can I bring her in?
Sandroot: Yes, bring her in.
Brightgaze: Bloodclaw!
*Black she-cat with red eyes ,claws and tailtips walks calmly in*
Bloodclaw: Yeah, sis?
Brightgaze: Attack Crowfeather.
Bloodclaw: Happily.
*Bloodclaw leaps on Crowfeather and attacks*
Crowfeather: OW! My eye! *a single eyeball bounces off of camera*
Larry: I think we should wrap it up girls.
Brightgaze: I'm Brightgaze.
Sandroot: I'm Sandroot, and that's Crowfeather-
Brightgaze: No, I think that's Crowfeather...
Sandroot: Ah well, who cares?
Together: And that's the end of Episode 1!
