How to Survive in the Wizarding World
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I do not own the Harry Potter series; I just wish I did.
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Every Character will provide at least 5 rules; it starts with Harry.
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Harry was getting fed up with all the dumb Wizards and Witches getting killed and or injured for being stupid. So he went to McGonagall to ask for a bit of school assistance in writing a guide of sorts, well McGonagall was also fed up with the problem so said if he wrote the first list, she would get the ball rolling on expanding it, so Harry sat down in the front a piece of parchment, and wrote down a list of five simple rules.
Rules of Survival.
1.Never, I repeat, NEVER forget your wand.
You'll need it, and if you get in trouble I will have save you.
If I have to save you I will be very angry.
If I'm angry, Hermione is angry.
You don't want her mad at you, it gets bad, very bad.
See Ron about D.
2. When facing Dark Lord, run, I have the exclusive right to kill him.
Stupid fortuneteller made prediction about my fate.
If you stay and fight you will most likely die, so don't stay.
3. Live life to fullest, it is much more fun.
In these dark times you never know when you may die.
Playing pranks heightens everybody's mood, and makes Snape angry, a very big bonus.
Don't prank Hermione; you make her angry, see 1D & 1E.
If you hurt her, I WILL hunt you down.
4. If you see Snape, stun don't kill.
I want that pleasure.
I really, REALLY, want that pleasure.
5.When you see a Seer, feel free to kill them.
This will make your life better if you here them make a prediction.
No one likes them anyway, so it wouldn't make much of a difference.
Harry was satisfied with his list of rules, he sent them off to the headmistress, wondering what she was going to do.
