Here's Episode 1 of Raven and Jay's Talk Show!
*lights flash, revealing a stage with two cats, a skinny black one with a white chest and tail-tip, and a dark-gray one with orange paws and tail-tip*
Gray Cat: Welcome! I'm Jayfire!
Black Cat: And I'm Ravenpaw!
Jayfire: And this is,
Both: RAVEN AND JAY'S TALK SHOW!
Jayfire: Where we take cats from the clans,
Ravenpaw: Or us!
Jayfire: Yep! And we ask them embarrasing or sincere questions YOU *points at audience* submit!
Ravenpaw: Hopefully emabarrasing ones! They lift the ratings!
Jayfire: Yep! And every episode we will have two or three cats to ask!
Ravenpaw: And it turns out that our first cat is: Crowfeather, the cat with the most girls! *pushes a button on the wall and Crowfeather falls from the ceiling*
Crowfeather: Whoa! Where am I? I was just chasing a rabbit.
Jayfire: You're at Raven and Jay's Talk Show! And our second cat is Firestar, the kittypet gone wild! *pushes another button and Firestar slides out of the wall through a hole*
Ravenpaw: Hey! When'd you get that installed?
Jayfire: Yesterday.
Firestar: Hey! I was about to catch a mouse! Where am I?
Crowfeather: That's what I said.
Firestar: Crowfeather? You're here too?
Jayfire: Anywho, You both are on Raven and Jay's Talk Show!
Ravenpaw: Yep! And introducing the third guest of the episode, Barley, the third most mis-spelled cat in the series! *pushes the first button and barley falls from the ceiling*
Jayfire: *gets hit with plants that fall from the ceiling* OW!
Ravenpaw: Hey! I wanted Barley, not barley! *pushes the button again and Barley falls from the ceiling*
Barley: Whoa! I was sleeping! Ravenpaw? What are you doing here? I thought you went to make dirt. You were gone for days!
Ravenpaw: I did. I was offered a job on the way back to be a co-host on a talk show.
Barley: Oh.
Jayfire: Well onto the questions! *reaches into a hole in the wall and pulls out an envelope* Well it seems the first one is for Crowfeather!
Ravenpaw: Yep! It's from Winterstorm, a friend from the forums. It says "What is your philosophy on mates?" Ooooh. Good question.
Crowfeather: Uhhhh...
Jayfire: Whoa! You can totally feel the awkward! *reaches paw out to touch it*
Ravenpaw: *snickers* You have to answer it. Or else.
Crowfeather: Or else what?
Jayfire: Or else you get locked in a room with Diablo.
Crowfeather: Diablo?
Ravenpaw: *pushes a button and a door opens up in the wall and a pitch-black cat with a white stripe going down the back walks out*
Jayfire: He's Diablo.
Diablo: What do you want now? *slides out claws and bares long fangs*
Ravenpaw: He's part vampire.
Crowfeather: I'll answer it! Well, you see, its like this, Feathertail and Leafpool, I loved them. When we couldn't be together, I hoped I could find someone else. Then I found Nightcloud.
Jayfire: BOOORRRIING! *pushes Crowfeather in a room with Diablo, girly screams are heard moments later* I never liked him anyway.
Ravenpaw: Me neither. Anyways, on to the next question! *reaches into the hole and pulls out another envelope* This ones from The Phantom Dragon, a friend from the forums.
Jayfire: And its for Firestar! It says: "How do you feel about Crowfeather knocking up your medicine cat daughter?" Heh. I like this question.
Firestar: Well I didn't like it. At all.
Jayfire: *in an instigating voice* Did it make you angry?
Firestar: Well, Yes, It did make me angry!
Ravenpaw: *copying Jayfire* Did you want to beat him up?
Firestar: Yes! I did!
Jayfire: Do you still want to beat him up?
Firestar: YES! I DO! WHERE IS HE?
Ravenpaw: *mischievous look* Right here. *pushes a different button and Crowfeather falls from the ceiling, beaten up and scratched*
Crowfeather: The horror. He was vicious!
Firestar: *huffing and puffing*
Crowfeather: Firestar? Whats the matter?
Firestar: I'm gonna kill you!
Crowfeather: What?
Firestar: *jumps on him and starts clawing and beating him up*
Crowfeather: *girly scream*
Jayfire: Heh heh. That was fun.
Ravenpaw: That it was.
Jayfire: On to the last question of the episode! *reaches into the hole and pulls out two envelopes* Well it seems Barley has two questions!
Ravenpaw: Yep! And the first is from Winterstorm, the forum friend. It says, " How does it feel to be the third most mis-spelled name in the fanbase?" Ooh. Good question.
Barley: I have a fanbase? Well I didn't know I even had a fanbase! So I guess its pretty awsome!
Jayfire: Okay! The next one is from The Phantom Dragon, the other forum friend. It says, "Tell me your DEEPEST, DARKEST secret!" Okay. I think we all want to hear this!
Barley: Well I don't want to face diablo, so I'll answer it. Here it goes, my deepest, darkest secret is that my original name was Fluffy.
*gasps are heard, followed by laughing and then cats hitting the floor*
Jayfire: HAHAHA! Fluffy? HAHAHA! *rubs eyes*
Ravenpaw: *on the floor* HAHAHA! Too funny!
Jayfire: Well that concludes Episode 1.
Ravenpaw: We hope you liked it! We sure did! Join us next time as we have Mousefur and Brambleclaw!
Jayfire: Yep! Join us next time on Raven and Jay's Talk Show! Submit questions for Mousefur and Brambleclaw now!
Well theres Episode one! I had fun writing it! I've had this idea for a couple weeks (If want to know where it originated, its a long story. I'll explain if you want.) So submit questions for Mousefur and Brambleclaw now! You can even ask Ravenpaw or Jayfire questions! Please feel free to criticize. I do not own the warriors Characters. I only own the spoof and Jayfire. Diablo is owned by a friend of mine.
