Know you stars Keroro Gunso style

Mei: Welcome, one and all to the Keroro Gunso Know your stars! Our first victim, Keroro himself! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Keroro: What's the point of this?

Mei: JUST SIT ON THE VICTIM CHAIR!

Turns arm into diamond spear

Keroro: Alright. I'll sit.

Sits on chair

Mei: Good boy.

Pats Keroro's head and turns arm back to normal. Goes to announcer place.

Mei: Alright. We all know how this goes.

Keroro: Nani?

Mei: Know your stars... Know your stars... Know your stars...

Keroro: What the hell...

Mei: Keroro...he would trade Dororo for a gunpla piece...

Dororo: How can you be so mean Keroro...

Keroro: It's not like that Dororo... You lied you...!

Mei: NO SWEARING YOU F***ING IDIOT!

Keroro: But you just swore...

Mei: SHUT UP YOU DOUSCHBAG!

Keroro: NO SWEARING!

Mei: I'm not swearing. It's a bag you stuff up your ass.

Keroro: You just swore... glares

Mei: No, ass means donkey you idiot... Moving on!

Keroro: Damn...so close.

Mei: Keroro...he puts Kururu's Curry in the freezer...

Keroro: LIES!

Kururu: You do...? Holding remote behind back and pressing the button

Keroro gets squashed by mallet

Mei: Keroro...He sleeps in Natsumi's bed and cleans the floor with her toothbrush...

Keroro: LIES! STOP IT!

Natsumi: You...How dare you...!

Keroro gets chased by Natsumi

Mei: Well, that went shorter than expected...Oh well! Next victim, FUYUKI TIME!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Natsumi: I'M GOING TO GET YOU YOU STUPID REPTILE!!!!

Mei: This part is censored for your safety. I'll see you next time on, Know your stars...KERORO STYLE! You can send in your ideas for questions and make it longer than this!!

Keroro: TASKETE!!!

Mei: Why should I? NATSUMI! LET ME JOIN YOU!!

Giroro: I don't like this FF writer...She loves causing pain too much...

Mei: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!

Chases Giroro with mallet

Giroro: NOOOOO! GARURU WON'T LIKE THIS!!!

Mei: GARURU!!! He's like...my 4th favourite Keronian after Kururu. Dororo is 1st and Tororo is 2nd!

Tamama: I want to turn up in this FF too you know!!! TAMAMA IMPACT!

Mei: AHHHH! Don't hurt me!!! I have to be here to continue this story!!

Tamama: Then quickly get those reviews! I can't wait any longer!!!

Mei: GOOO! REVIEW!!! NOW!!! Or else I'll kill you...

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mei: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm serious...