Hello all, this is my first EVER piece so bear with me if its not the greatest:) I will be starting University very soon, so my updates may not be often, but I will not ignore this, school will be kicking my ass, so this will be my de-stresser:) Enjoy and review:)
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, I dont own the characters blah blah blah, though I wish I did own Sev;)
Ch.1
No one would ever suspect a thing would they? He's a professor and I'm a student, it's simple as that and know one would ever suspect that I, Hermione Granger, would want a professor to take my virginity for my 17th birthday, but not just any professor, my very delectable, sexy potions professor, also know as Severus Snape...God! just saying his name makes me want to break down his door and shag him senseless...focus Hermione!, the more rational side of her spoke, the more your plan has to be flawless and you cannot be distracted...yes moving on, the less rational side of her grumbled slightly...
Ok, my options: ask him directly, yes that would go smoothly now won't it,"Hello Professor, I was wondering if for my 17th birthday you wouldn't mind taking me to your private chambers, pinning me up against the wall and shag me thoroughly until I am incoherent..." GOD! Might as well pack my bags for Azkaban, ok that wont work, next option: find a way get close to him and seduce him slowly yet discreetly...hmm well I did just buy a few new bras, I could make my blouse a wee bit tighter, but then again, I wouldn't want others to notice, perhaps only in Potions and on a few casual days, I could whip out those new jeans Mum bought me at Harrods, to flaunt my newly tight ass, surely he wouldn't be able to resist me while wearing that...that could definitely go somewhere...hehhehe. Just as Hermione was about to take a bite of her toast, a deep, rich voice startled her from her x-rated thoughts...
"Ms. Granger" The sinfully sensual voice of none other than Professor Snape himself began,"In response to your letter you sent me over the summer to discuss a possible possibility at being my apprentice this year, for a future as a Potions mistress." He paused for a moment before continuing "I will accept due to, and I WILL deny if you say this to anyone, you being the only student I have ever taught who has yet to bring danger to herself and others while brewing the simplest of potions to the most deadly." He closed his eyes again at this last part. "What I am trying to say, is that you do show talent that will take you very far in life." Hermione's brows rose at hearing that sort-of compliment, the voices in her head screaming and bouncing in joy.
"Thank you Professor for that and I am so happy that you said yes to my proposal, this means the world to me and-
"I will however" Snape cut her off "take back my offer if, by any means you show signs that you will be taking this seriously, I will not have you wasting my time, do I make myself clear?"
"Yes, Professor, I can assure you that I will not by any means waste your time." she replied sincerely. Believe me, Sev, you wont regret it, She thought to herself.
Professor Snape only smirked slightly before responding. "We'll see about that, now wont we?" OOOH hell yes, baby!, you bet your sexy fine ass!, her naughty side yelled. " I have to deal with some essays this evening, otherwise I would have you come down to the dungeons to sign some papers making your apprenticeship official, so we'll meet tomorrow evening instead, yes?"
"Yes, that's perfect, Professor." Would you like like me to show up wearing nothing but my cloak as well, darling? Her naughty side purred.
"Good, well until tomorrow evening then." He said.
"Good evening, Professor." Hermione replied "And thank you again." He merely nodded before turning and heading out the great hall, robes billowing dramatically.
Hermione, shocked slightly by this conversation, couldn't help by grinning wickedly to herself, then gathering her things quickly so that she can get to her dorm.
"Yes! it's going to work, Professor Snape will be mine, all mine, God, tomorrow couldn't any faster!"
AN: well there's the first chapter, I hope you all enjoyed it, it will blossom into something great and hilarious, so please stay with me:) please review:)
