All was peaceful in the junkyard until, "What's a condom?" Pouncival asked quite loudly. He only meant to whisper it to his friends.

"WHAT!?!?" Jenny screeched. She didn't know that he knew that word.

"What's a condom?" Pouncival repeated his question. He seriously didn't know what it was.

"How do you know what that word is?" Jelly asked.

"My human was talking about it," Pouncival replied.

"Well you don't need to know," Jenny said.

"Why not?" Pounce asked.

"Do you want to have the adult talk?" Jelly asked.

All the kittens gasped. They had heard that the adult talk made you a grown-up (they heard it from an annoyed Tugger). They didn't want to be adults yet.

"I take that as a no," Jelly said.

All was peaceful once again until, "Only you can prevent wildfires," Jemima suddenly said in a very deep voice.

"What was that for?" Munkustrap asked.

"Everything got quiet. I don't like when it's quiet," Jemima said.

"Ok, but no more interruptions," Munkustrap said.

"Fine," all the kittens said.

-several minutes later-

"Hehehe," whispered a not-so-quiet voice.

"Shhh!" whispered another not-so-quiet voice.

"Before you start your little song I would like to ask you to leave," Misto said nicely.

"I have a nicer way of putting it. SCRAM!" Tugger yelled.

"Fine!" yelled Teazer and Jerrie simultaneously.

"Peace and quiet good, loud noises bad," Alonzo said.

-several more minutes later-

"Lionblaze, where are you? Why are we in Twolegplace?" asked an unfamiliar voice (A/N: it's Whitewing, I just kinda thought of her).

"Umm… I don't know, probably because Jayfeather wanted to see if we could find any catmint," the other voice, probably Lionblaze, answered.

"Go away whoever you are! We're trying to rest!" Cassandra yelled.

"You kittypets can't tell us what to do!" Lionblaze yelled back.

"What are kittypets?" Pounce asked.

Tumblebrutus turned to him, "Haven't you asked enough questions?" he asked.

"Umm… I don't think so," Pounce answered.

"Go away, you… other cats!" Electra shouted.

"Fine!" both of the other cats shouted.

"Finally! Peace and quiet!" Munkus exclaimed.

"Mrs. Merrimack, Mack, Mack! All dressed in black, black, black! With silver buttons, buttons, buttons! All down her back, back, back!" all the kittens sang.

"Will it never end?" Skimbleshanks asked rhetorically.

And that was the end of that day.