Roses are red, violets are blue, some disclaimers rhyme

But this one doesn't. I don't own the song Teenage Dirtbag; Wheatus does.

I don't own Artemis Fowl; Eion Colfer does

"Teenage Mudman"

By Hot N Spicy

Her name is Holly

I like to dream about her

Calls on my ring

Has first class ticket to the surface

Oh how she rocks

In wings and jump suits

But she doesn't know the real me

And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage Mud Man baby

Yeah I'm just a teenage Mud Man baby

Stop a goblin rebellion baby with me

Boyfriend's a Major

And he hates me and my smirk

And he'd just mind wipe

My ass if he knew the truth

His name is Trouble

That pun was intended

But he doesn't know the real me

And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage Mud Man baby

Yeah I'm just a teenage Mud Man

Save a lemur, time travel baby with me

Yeeah Mud Man, no she doesn't know what she's missin'

Yeeah Mud Man, no she doesn't know what she's missin'

I know I am evil

I sold her for a tonne of gold

I see a haze

She's flyin' over to me

Must be a clone

Opal better not be here

How does she know the real me

And why does she give a damn about me

I've got two tickets to Riverbend yeah baby

Come with me Friday, don't say maybe

I saved your friend, your dad, your mum; you owe me

Yeeah, Mud Man, yeah she knows what she's been missin'

Yeeah, Mud Man, yeah she knows what she's been missin'

"Teenage Dirtbag"

Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Her boyfriend's a dick
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an Iroc
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin

Man I feel like mould
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am
And why does she give a damn about

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you

Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin

Yeah better if you listen to it and mouth the words as you go so you know where they go so here's a link for a video .com/watch?v=8jJWQkVgDs4