Roses are red, violets are blue, some disclaimers rhyme
But this one doesn't. I don't own the song Teenage Dirtbag; Wheatus does.
I don't own Artemis Fowl; Eion Colfer does
"Teenage Mudman"
By Hot N Spicy
Her name is Holly
I like to dream about her
Calls on my ring
Has first class ticket to the surface
Oh how she rocks
In wings and jump suits
But she doesn't know the real me
And she doesn't give a damn about me
Cause I'm just a teenage Mud Man baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage Mud Man baby
Stop a goblin rebellion baby with me
Boyfriend's a Major
And he hates me and my smirk
And he'd just mind wipe
My ass if he knew the truth
His name is Trouble
That pun was intended
But he doesn't know the real me
And he doesn't give a damn about me
Cause I'm just a teenage Mud Man baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage Mud Man
Save a lemur, time travel baby with me
Yeeah Mud Man, no she doesn't know what she's missin'
Yeeah Mud Man, no she doesn't know what she's missin'
I know I am evil
I sold her for a tonne of gold
I see a haze
She's flyin' over to me
Must be a clone
Opal better not be here
How does she know the real me
And why does she give a damn about me
I've got two tickets to Riverbend yeah baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I saved your friend, your dad, your mum; you owe me
Yeeah, Mud Man, yeah she knows what she's been missin'
Yeeah, Mud Man, yeah she knows what she's been missin'
"Teenage Dirtbag"
Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my
bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In
Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she
doesn't give a damn about me
Cause I'm just a
teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag
baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
Her boyfriend's a dick
And he brings a gun to school
And
he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on
my block
And he drives an Iroc
But he doesn't know who I
am
And he doesn't give a damn about me
Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a
teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah
dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Man I feel like mould
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low
and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My
lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am
And why does
she give a damn about
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me
Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
like you
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah
dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeah better if you listen to it and mouth the words as you go so you know where they go so here's a link for a video .com/watch?v=8jJWQkVgDs4
