Tooth fairies should not be match makers

I own nothing but if I get good reviews and ideas I will update fairly regularly…

I sighed again when I felt a particularly vicious tug on my hair and gibberish squeaking from it. Chomp was yelling at me for brushing out his nest- my hair- when he had it the way he wanted it. I was currently watching my mid back length brown hair shrink into a series of small knots and tangles from the mirror of my vanity. Then Chomp decides that everything is as it should be and settles down to sleep-in my hair. Don't get me wrong I have tried to stop him but it doesn't work.

I feel my cell vibrate in my pocket and I flick it open after looking at who the message was from." You have been reassigned to the BPRD." It wasn't surprising really I know that place is falling apart for a while now. They already sent Johann (and I already miss him) I knew it wouldn't be long before they sent me. It may take some time but they always do.

The fryer went off and Chomp went nuts. He loved chicken wings and he also had a favorite sauce. It was an herb garlic one that I make. He was zigzagging on the ceiling gibbering away. I put them all in the spin bowl and sat down at my computer pumping the button on the top and then pulled some out and into Chomp's bowl. He zoomed down and began to eat one bone his jaw making that buzz saw sounds between the happy gibberish.

I began spinning the boneless wings in the sauce as I turned on the computer and it popped up the emails I was checking before Chomp got hungry. I popped the IM back up and continued the conversation with Johann

Me: I'm back.

J: is Chomp happy now?

Me: yeah one sec….

I began to hook up the small camera that Johann gave me to my computer glancing at the screen once when the ding went off telling me that my friend replied "having fun yet?" finally everything was in place and I was face to face with Johann and turning on the speakers and mike.

"Hello how is it in Washington?"

"Long and boring I just poor over the books. I still can't find out what Chomp is…."

Did they tell you to come here yet?"

"Yeah just got the message I'll be there tomorrow. It will be good to see you again I can't believe you went in the first place."

Then he noticed Chomp. "You will like it here. Guess what."

"What" I can't help it I am curious.

"I know what he is he's a tooth fairy."

"I thought we ruled that out" I knew confusion was written all over my face but he already told me on no uncertain terms that there was no such thing as fairies and that the goggle things I have were worthless.

"Oh and the goggles work well too…"

"WHAT!!!!" since when did he believe in fairies or anything that he couldn't scientifically prove?

"seeyoutomorrowmissyoubye" he rushed out in one breath and the screen went black. Yeah tomorrow will be fun.