Every Ninjas of korona was doing an orgy that day.

The great log has came above the heavens to give them two separate, yet beautifully cutten stone pieces about the lord of the logs.

These states the following rules:

1 - No drinking

2 - Sakura must be loved.

3 - Racism must be done everyday

4 - SEX FOR THE LORD WOODEN MASTER: THE LOG

5 - Taxes are the greatess thing to EVER LIVE on this planet, thus, you must augment your taxes and take a good daily dose at it.

6 - If rule 5 isn't done, you must follow the new guideline: Rule 7

7 - Seppuku for you.

8 - Naruto must be fucked by all that is vile. Furfaggotry and everything that goes on this line.

9 - You must carve your body for the lord and only wooden pile: THE GREAT LOG.

10 - No remorse for the state above.

My name is log. I am immortal, i am law. I am everything you ever wished to be. I AM SAKURA CHAN. I am you. I am me. But most important, i am your only guide and god.

Naruto: Not true, right, Sasuke?

Sasuke: Onneee chan, Sakura-chan~ ^_^

Naruto: I will gladly take rule 7 as my only duty. I am gone. I AM IMMORTAL NOW. DON'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?