This is the first one-shot of an alphabetical series of FMA one-shots! And WARNING!THEYARERANDOM! XD They are written by Snowing Petals and I! (Go to her profile and it's there too!)
At the bottom is my co-authoress' comment on this. I get to comment next chapter on her one-shot:D w00t!
Snowing Petals: By the way, at the bottom of each uh… chapter… thing We'll be having a weird convo. No it's not a piece of toast and a muffin talking to each other -.- I am Muffin for those of you who read my proffy and Jess is Toast. So ya. ENJOY!!
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The FMA Alphabet
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Al's PMS
By He-Didn't-Betray-Us (Jess)
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It was one of those days. You know, the ones that kinda make you wanna go "OMIGOSH! IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY EVAHH!" and burst into song? Yeah. One of those days. But anyway…
It was the same at Central. Dude, even Mustang was skipping through the halls, although he was tripping over golf balls that were being shot by Havoc, who was probably drunk. But yeah. That has nothing to with this. Or does it? Dun dun DUUUUN!...But seriously…it doesn't. So back to our…thingamaggig.
Yes. It was such a good day that our lazy colonel was skipping. Through the halls of Central. And he just so happened to run into a PMS-ing Alphonse. Do suits of armor PMS, you may ask? They do now.
"WHAT THE –beep- IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU –beep- COLONEL!? DO I HAVE TO –beep,-beep- OR –beeeeep-!?!"
The Colonel stared at Alphonse. Kinda like this : Oo
Alphonse began to make sobbing noises. "OMIGOSH! I'm so sorry Colonel! I didn't –sniffle- mean to!" He began sobbing…even though I don't think armor can sob either…
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What was I going to say again? Oh yeah!
So, Al was sobbing and our dear friend Roy had no idea what to do. Because he knew underneath all that armor and shit, Alphonse was still just a boy. I think…do you? O.O
But yeah…why don't we take a look inside Mustang's mind to see what's goin' on in there?
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((Mustang's Mind O.O))
Little Mini-Mustangs are running in circles.
"HOLY SHNIT WHAT DO WE DOOO!?" Yelled Mini-Mustang 1.
"IDONTKNOW!" Cried Mini-Mustang 2.
"I LIKE MEESES!" Yelled Mini-Mustang 3.
….Mustang's mind fell silent…
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So yeah. Obviously, Roy really DIDN'T know what to do. So he awkwardly gave Al a pat on the back and said, "Erm…It's..okay Alphonse…it ..er…wasn't your fault…"
Alphonse suddenly stood up and said in a cocky voice. "Yeah you're right! It wasn't my fault!" And he laughed. Roy's faced once again gained the Oo quality.
And then again, Al gave Mustang an angry look. "You'll pay for this, Colonel." And then he laughed evilly. Lightning and all.
And with that, he walked away leaving Roy in his wake. Oo
And who is our next victim, you might ask? Why, Edward, of course!
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Ed was sitting in his room in the military dorm-thingys. He was eating cheese and reading. OMG CHEESE! –coughs- Yeaaahhh…. Anyway..
Ed was reading a book on how crayons are made. Why? I have no idea. It was first thing I came up with. HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT HE'S READING!?
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……I mean…I love you? Ehehehe…
Sooo….he was reading…about crayons. Crayola crayons. Cause they're like Crayolalicious. My new word. But then, Alphonse burst in through the door, scaring the bejeezus out of Ed. I don't care if I didn't spell that right. So XD!
Back to Ed and Al. Alphonse wrenched the book out of Ed's hands (Ed made a whining noise (1)) and gave him a stern paternal-ish look.
"What are you doing, Edward Leslie Elric?!?" (2)
Edward knew he was in trouble. Alphonse never said his whole name unless:
He was in trouble
Mustang had done something
Al was PMS-ing.
He hoped it was the second one. But unfortunately, it was not Ed's day.
"I was…reading…" Ed said slowly.
Alphonse glared now. "What, you think I'm STUPID or something? I can still HEAR you know!"
Ed gulped and down into his chair.
"DON'T YOU TRY TO GET AWAY FROM ME, ELE!"
Ed looked confused. "Ele?" (Said Elly xP)
Alphonse shrugged. "Your name is too long." He gave Ed the angry look again. "But back to what I was saying! Reading? A likely story!"
Ed gave Al the same look Roy had given Al. Alphonse began to cry…again.
"You don't have to be so mean, brother!" Al cried.
Ed said nothing.
Al jumped up, angry once again. "YOU KNOW WHAT? I HATE YOU, BROTHER!"
Ed was hurt now. More than a tape thingy to the face hurts. (3) Ed jumped up and said dramatically (Broadway-style) "Oh gosh brother! I think you need MEDICATIIIIOOOON!" He sang the last part. Why? Cause it's fun.
Al looked thoughtful. "You know, you're probably right. But I still hate you."
And so, on the fateful day, we discovered Al can PMS, Roy got a psychologist, and Ed likes crayons. And Havoc really was drunk. So…Until next time!
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1 – AWWW! SO KAWAIIII! –huggles Ed-
2 – OMG. No idea where that came from. Rofl.
3 - That happened to me today. You know those tapey-things that hold the tape? Yeah. Some girl in my class named Paola threw one at me. T.T It hurts.
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Muffin: I be Muffin :D Raawr!
Toast: And I is Toast! Woot! –dances-
Muffin: Okay so there were a few spelling and grammar errors that I took the liberty of fixing
Toast: And I thank you :D
Muffin: Other than that, though, I found it hilarious X)
Toast: I was hyperrr. Isn't that fun!?! And no. I don't have ADD. HAHA!
Muffin: -laughs- yes, of course. Well, we're out. Peace out, yo –does a strange peace sign thing- gangsta.
Toast: … Right… SEE YA! BYE!! But don't forget, next chapter is MUFFIN'S first FMA Alphabet one-shot! WOO!
Muffin:D W00T! Now...
Both: Review or we'll get Ed to sic his crayons on you. –glare-
Ed: NOOOOOO! MYYY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Both: … O,o Raaight…
