Okay. So what if Paula was an awfully understanding mother. And she walked in on Spencer and Ashley … haha. Oneshot. This is my first fic so reviews would be very much appreciated.

Spencer's straddling on top of Ashley's hips when the door creaks open.

Paula : Oh my God! Spencer! Its time you finally got some action! And oh is that you Ashley?

Spencer: MOM!CAN YOU PLEASE KNOCK BEFORE COMING IN! WE COULD HAVE BEEN NAKED FOR HEAVEN"S SAKE!

Paula : Oh Don't be silly Spencer! With all the sounds you both were making, you wouldn't even be aware if an Elephant just barged in that door. Anyways, can I get you girls anything? Ashley sweetie, are you comfortable or do you both need a bigger bed? You can always use my room.

Ashley : Erm..thats okay Mrs. C, I guess we're fine as it is.

Paula : Condoms maybe? Oh you guys won't be needing that.

Sorry, my bad.

Spencer: exasperatedly Mom, can you leave us alone now already?

Paula : Okay okay! I'm going now. It's not like you get to see Ashley's unflawed abs everyday y'know. By the way, darlings, threesomes always give you that extra bit of exhilaration. Just a suggestion winks

Spencer: MOM!

Paula with a big smirk walks out of the room closing the door after her.

Ashley: Wow, you mom's way cooler than I thought. In actual fact you should consider her suggestions. You up for the threesome thing? I can always call Madison down if you like.

Spencer smacks Ashley hard on the forehead

Ashley: Oww..I was only joking! Ashley gives her thousand watts smile Okay so where were we before that intrusion?