The Sonic Reality Show
Ok, I am makin a story about every Sonic Char (excluding the minor ones) are living under one house. Note: when someone's name is surrounded by these: (ex: Shadow:) it means that that person is talking to us.
Ok, CHAPTER 1!
Chapter 1: The Start
Sonic looks in sink and dirty dishes are everywhere
Sonic: Hey, there are dirty dishes everywhere! What am I, your maid?
Knuckles: talking to Shadow OK, so im talking and this stupid guy on a cell phone starts talking, I mean COME ON!!!
Shadow: Dude, WTF r u talking about?
Knuckles: eyeballs puff out and roll in different directions NOTHING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO………
24 hours later
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Sonic: DUDE SHUTUP
Shadow: dude, you've been ranting for 24 hours.
Sonic looks in sink
Sonic: Oh my God how did there get more dirty dishes?? straps yellow gloves on
Shadow: Since we were sitting in the same place, everyone else must have eaten and used up the plates.
Tails is playing video games in room
Tails: YOUR ASS IS MINE YOU STUPID ZOMBIE!!!1
everyone hears
Everyone except Tails: 0o
END CHAPTER
Chapter 2: Too much dishes
Morning
alarm clock goes off
Sonic punches it, hits it with a trophy
alarm clock doesn't stop
gunshots are heard
Sonic: Man, what was that, the alarm clock from hell? falls back to sleep
Everyone is eating, and Sonic is sleeping
Tails: Ah what a good breakfast.
Shadow: Sonic will be mad when he sees those dirty dishes.
Knuckles: Let's wait till he wakes up. This will be a riot!
11:00 ,Sonic wakes up, thousands of dirty dishes in the sink
everyone is hiding behind the couch in the living room
Metal Sonic: How are there so much dirty dishes?
Shadow: I have my sources…..
flashback
Shadow is at the top of a skyscraper
Shadow: I wish for dirt!
jumps off
Shadow: Chaos Control!
Time freezes and Shadow is stuck up in midair
Shadow: Takes thousands of dirty dishes and throws them in dirt
Shadow: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!111
End Flashback
Sonic wakes up, starts walking down the stairs into the living room
Knuckles: whispering he's almost in the kitchen!
Sonic walks in kitchen
Sonic: OMFG THERE ARE SO MUCH DISHES OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
voice on intercom comes on
Producer: Attention housemates! Apparently a murderer is on the loose and he is trying to kill you all!
Sonic: Ok, so a murderer was on the loose. I already had enough problems with the dishes, so everyone can handle this by themselves.
Eggman: OMG MURDERER!!!!!11
Knuckles: Ok, we have 2 options. We can run…….or we can scream and run!
Shadow: Knuckles is stupid. There probably isn't a murderer, I mean COME ON who would want to murder me?
Sonic: You know what you should do, DO THE DISHES!!!!
Producer: Ha! There isn't a murderer after all! We just wanted to fool you!!!
Mario is watching the show
Mario: What! A-no murderer? A-NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: Stupid bitches. Electric snakes start coming from back of head
Sonic: WTF SHADOW!!!!! YOU GOT SNAKES IN YOUR HEAD!!!!!!
Shadow: Oops, they come out whenever I get angry.
Tails: Do a barrel roll!
Everyone: 0o
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Chapter 3:More cast members
12:00, Midnight
Intercom comes on
Producer: Attention housemates!
Snoring is heard
Producer: Well, I had to be reasonable. clears throat, ATTENTION FREAKING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone wakes up and is in the front room
Sonic: GODDAMNIT WHAT THE HELL!
Shadow: Don't make me get my freaking snakes on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Metal Sonic: Don't make me do my lighting overlord thing I used in Sonic Heroes.
Producer: Ok I know everyone is mad, but I have announcements. We will have a new set of characters added to the cast, as there have been many complaints by viewers that there isn't enough characters.
Tails: A+ m1dn1gh+!?
Producer: Yes, they will arrive at 12:00 noon tomorrow.
Eggman: At least we will be able to get 12 more hours of sleep.
6:00 am
Sonic is up in the kitchen
Sonic: Those bitches, making me do the dishes. (hey, that rhymed!)
Sonic: I'm the fastest thing alive, but the slowest dishwasher. I think Shadow should make a power called "Chaos Clean Up"
Sonic: Hmmm, maybe I should get Shadow to do the dishes.
Sonic goes up to Shadow's room
Sonic: Damn, its completely dark in here. turns shades
Shadow: wakes up immediately MY EYES!!!! THE LIGHT!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 am
Sonic: We have one hour before the bitch members come.
Shadow: MY EYES!!!!!!!
Knuckles: Shadow was burning his eyes, Sonic was mad, Eggman got boiled for breakfast, and Tails keeps playing damn games.
Flashback
Sonic: We don't have any food!
Everyone looks at Eggman
End Flashback
12:00
Producer: Ok housemates, the new cast members are coming!
cast members walk in
Sonic: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: MY EY- what the HELL?????
Knuckles: This is even more disturbing than that cartoon I saw the other day.
Flashback
Knuckles is watching Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd: be vwery vwery quiet, I'm hunting wabbits.
Bugs Bunny: Nah tch tch tch, whats up dack.
BB gets shot
EF: alwight kids, don't go huntin unwess your parents say so. If you want to, be vwery emo to the wabbit.
End Flashback
Producer: who are these mysterious cast members? Will we find out? Toon in for the next episode of Dragonball Z- er I mean the next episode of the Sonic reality show!
Chapter 4:New Introduction
Producer: ok, we are beginning a new season of the SRS in THREEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Sure, it was only three episodes, but who gives a crap?
Producer: offscreen Introducing:
Sonic the Hedgehog, a fast bitch who claims he is the fastest thing alive.
Shadow the Hedgehog, a guy with rocket boots, the attitude of an emo kid, and badassnes
Knuckles the anteater- I mean Echidna: A guy with hard mittens and a bad attitude, also the least liked on the show.
Tails the whatever the hell he is: a guy with an IQ of 299 and a videogame addict, I just hope he doesn't turn into Spyro for gods sakes.
Eggman the fat bastard: a fat son of a bitch who likes to get eaten for breakfast.
Metal Sonic: the metallic clone of Sonic and gets the least screen time on the show.
AND welcoming the NEW cast members!
Mephiles the Dark: a pretty cool villain who wants to stick the Chaos Lance in Iblis' Lava, ER I mean fuse with him.
Amy Rose: a pink hedgehog that wants to do the same thing I just said to Sonic.
Chaos: A liquid thing that likes to eat emeralds for lunch.
Silver the Hedgehog: A telekinetic hedgehog that's slow and has a bad voice.
Rouge the Bat: A whore, nuff said.
E – 123 Omega: Mad robot who wants to have Eggman for breakfast more than anyone else.
Blaze the Cat: A purple feline who is Silver's "friend".
Big the Cat: Fat bastard who loves frogs. He'll remind you of Michael Jackson and Barney enough.
Froggy: Big's gay friend that says ribbit a lot.
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Producer: Now that we met the new cast, let's begin the new season…Next episode!
People watching: What the hell! B00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: WTF! I-a- tuned in for-a- this!
Person watching: I wish you had cancer!
Chapter 5:All heaven breaks loose
3:00 PM
Sonic walks into the kitchen
Sonic: Hey, where's Eggman?
Sonic looks at Omega, who is chowing down on eggs
Sonic: DAMNIT OMEGA! We told you not to eat Eggman! We wanted him!
Omega: Terminating eating process…fucksonic, I wanted to eat him. That fat bastard locked me up. Initiating flipping off procedure…flips sonic off
Sonic: …
Mephiles: Don't look at me, im just a puddle.
Shadow: You did it now Omega…
Sonic turns into Nazo, One Winged Angel starts playing
Nazo: YOUR GOING TO HELL BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Big bright Flash
Omega: Scanning area…WTF just happened?
???: Its –a me – a Mario!
Mario Jingle starts playing
Omega: Sees Toad next to him
Toad: Im sorry Omega, but your in hell!
Omega: NO!!!!!!!!!!! shoots self, bullet bounces off his head
Omega: oh FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK
back at the house
Sonic: MUWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Knuckles: You still know that Omega had ALL those eggs in him right?
Sonic: Oh
Big: DUHHHHH…DIG DUG!!!
Metal Sonic: Destroy the Black aliens!
Shadow: RACIST!!!!!!!1
Silver: I SEE IT THERE IT IS!!!!!!
Sonic: This is random…hey, Where's Tails?
Tails: Upstairs Great balls of bloody hell!
Sonic: 0o
Shadow: things were hell in the house. Sonic sent Omega to Mario coin land, randomness was going down.
Sonic: OK, in oder to break up this sht, we're goin on a ROAD TRIP!
Amy: YAY, we're going somewhere Sonikku!
Blaze: Well, this might be interesting.
Metal Sonic: Can we stop by the goth store for my Neo outfit?
Chaos: …
Froggy: ribbit
Big: That's right Froggy! We get the go in the bathhouse!
All: XX
Outside
Sonic: IM DRIVING, I got the license!
Tails: do you have the license to use Chaos Emeralds?
Sonic: (Wow, no more Final Fantasy XII for him)
Shadow: I call shotgun, my SUV!
Chaos is in front
Shadow: Chaos get out I called front.
Chaos: …
Shadow: CHAOS! GET OUT!!!!!!!
Chaos: …
Shadow: Chaos look, there's a sale on glowing brains over there!
Chaos: …
Shadow: Chaos look I got a Chaos Drive! throws it over in back seat
Chaos: goes to get it
Shadow: gets in front HAHA stupid bitch
END CHAPTER
What will happen on the road trip? Chaos is VERY PISSED NOW!!! And what will become of Omega? Will he find a way to kill himself? Find out next time!
Chapter 6: The insane road trip
In Mario LandOmega is killing everything and talking in 1337
Omega: WTF 0MG D8d3 WTF ADXGFTYESERFWARFxcfhcgbdsrstgfhfryhggaearbooonbbbvb vbfxcc
Mario: Its – a – me – a – Mario!
Omega: WTF???????
Mario: sees Omega Hello!
Luigi: Mario! Mama mea!
Mario: Luigi!
Omega+3rM1n+3 81+ch3$!!!!1 EAAAAAAAAALIBBBARRRR!!!11
Omega shoots Mario to Death
Luigi: Mario!
Omega: ARAVWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! breaks Luigi by bending his back with his knee
Omega: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE &&(//////!!!!!!1
In the Road Trip
Froggy: RIBBIT
Shadow: SHUT THE FUCK UP FROGGY OR I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!!!
Chaos: …
Shadow: YOU TOO CHAOS!!!!!!!!
Metal Sonic: I want my Neo outfit!
Shadow: FUCK YOU METAL!!!
Tails: Shadow you need to get laid REALLY bad dude.
Knuckles: I think that's one of life's eternal mysteries.
Everyone except Shadow laughs
Shadow: I HATE YOU ALL!!! Im going to my happy emo place
Chaos: Is it possible to use "emo" and "happy" in the same sentence?
Sonic: WTF Chaos you talked?
Chaos: …
10 minutes later
Shadow: Sonic, if Omega is so powerful and he's a robot, how can he kill himself?
Sonic: Don't worry he's resourceful.
Flashback
Chaos and Omega are playing Halo 2
Omega Wins
Omega: Oh ya, Oh ya, it my Birth freaking day
Chaos: angrily …
End Flashback
