OOCiness! Woo! Okay, this is my... uh... like 13th fanfic (Lucky 13!).. and I'm thinking of something... new here ::puts head down and twirls hand, acting like a gay designer:: o0c! Feel the LOVE... er- Out-of-character-ness, I mean.. yeah...
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Cast:
-Johnny ("Fook! Why am I here? Need... BRAINFREEZY!")
-Devi ("Shut-up Sickness... It could be worse.")
-Tenna (::squeeking spooky:: "WOO! I have a b-b-brain!")
-Sickness ("Hey Devi... guess what.")
-Nailbunny ("Sweet Jeezus... Johnny!")
-Random man ("Ow.")
-BrainFreezy salesman dude ("Hi I sell stuff.. dooooooor to doooooooor")
-Squee (::squee!::)
-Random man TWO! ("Dammit, ouch.")
-Storm ]Me![ ("I am HERE! I eat stuff and have spleen-meats!")
-Cat (::meow!::)
-Random lady-person ("Like, dude! Totally! What-ever.")
-Spooky (::squeek::)
-Doomy ]My squeeky toy[ (::squeek-EE::)
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Scene (and chapter) numero UNO
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Storm: (walking down street with a bag of SNACKS!) Ooooh! Lookit! A cat!
Cat: (meows)
Storm: (kicking cat) I like lizards and snakes! Not cats!
Tenna: (walking up) HI! (squeeks Spooky)
Spooky: (squeeks)
Cat: (runs off)
Tenna: Spooky says Hi, too!
Storm: That's... um.. nice? (pulls out Doomy)
Tenna: Ooooh! WHAS' THAT?!
Storm: THAT is Doomy, MY squeek-toy (grins)
Tenna: OoOoooH! (pokes Doomy)
Devi: (walking out from a random *cough* Cuban Cigar *cough* store, smoking) Tenna, *cough*, what the Hell are you doing (trips)
Tenna: STUFF!! (squeeks spooky)
Spooky: (squeeks)
Storm: Uhh... I'm going to... go...
Devi: NoOo! Wait, I don't know you... Nevermind, I think.
Tenna: ByeeEeeEe! (squeeks Spooky)
Spooky: (squeeks)
Devi: (gets up) Omigod! That is ONE comfortable ground!
Tenna: (squeeks Spooky)
Spooky: (barks)
Devi: Wha?!
Tenna: (drops Spooky) AHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs off, still screaming)
Devi: (shrugs) Oh well... I think I'll GO SEE NNY! Woo! Drop that cashew nut, partner! (runs off with a pocket {or two} full 'o' Cuban Cigars)
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Woo! We're having fun now! I like to eat stuff! Anyways... You've just read a fan-fic by a Bi-Polar, 6' 9" tall, 95 pound, 15-year-old teenager, FEEL HONOR-d!!! Anyweays, I'm off to write chapter TWO! 'Tis about Devi, Nny, and uhm.... NAILBUNNY! Yeah, that sounds good... Devi and Nny do, stuff.. bad stuff... and Nailbunny gets SHOCKED! Woo. Just read and flame and re-read and review and schtuff. ~Me! (Storm Johnson)