Hi all, it's Me the Awesome again. I found this story in the dark ominous depths of the black hole that is my H:/ drive a few days ago, and decided to publish it.
This is a parody of all those "Annabeth betrays Percy for his new awesome brother that everyone loves for an unknown reason. He goes to Chaos and joins the dark side" stories.
Please note that I obviously don't write like this for real, I'm just trying to write stupidly because this is supposed to be a parody.
Pery was walkin from posidone cabin one day when he saw annabell making ou with a handsoen guy he looked like percy "what are you doung" Percy said
"oh percy" annabeth said ashamed "I dint see you" "whos that" the giy stood up. "Mark Everett son of poseidon" he said
"oh" said Percy "I am foing to Chaos now"
"why" everyone asked
"that's what im siuposed to do" said Percy "in all those fanfictions and stuff" "ok" ciron said "dont leave" beged annabet "marc and me are not dadtin any more" "yes we arr" shouted mark .percy left in sorow
prrcy saw Xhaos sittin on gis thronr looking likr a king "chaos" he said bowing
"Percy Jasckson" roared Chaos
"yes master" "why ar yu here." "I wish to join yiy and embrase the dark side" siad pervy.
"Yeah, well first of all I'm not part of the 'dark side'." Chaos made air quotations, rolling his eyes. "Second, you can't join me because I'm technically a void of nothingness and have no godly powers except the ability to be a void..."
"What?" shouted Percy. "So all those fanfictions were lying?"
"Um, duh," Chaos sighed. "They're fanfictions, what did you expect? And since when did you read them in the first place?"
"I'm not sure," Percy shrugged. "I think I'm might be going insane."
"Perfectly reasonable," agreed Chaos. "But you're actually in a dream."
"!"
"Yes," said Chaos. "Otherwise, why would I be talking to you? I'm a void. I can't even sit in chairs."
"Yeah, I guess..."
"Also, I think it's time for you to go." A black hole opened under Percy's feet, sucking him in, while Chao's laugh echoed behind him.
Percy woke up screaming, safe in his own cabin at Camp Half-Blood.
"Oh gods." He groaned, "thank them it was only a dream."
Walking outside, the first thing he saw was Annabeth and some handsome guy that looked a lot like him. And the were making out. In front of his cabin.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sorry if I offended any Chaos fanfic readers.
But seriously, it makes no sense at all, because Chaos is literally nothingness. It can't do anything. It's just... there. A while ago the first Chaos fic popped up and suddenly billions of others were being published too. I just don't get it, you know?
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