Yet
Another
Misadventure
A/N: This is a story a did while doing a madlib. So keeping that in mind, this makes no sense.
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Aragorn
and Legolas were running through the forest when a fuzzy cow fell to
the ground right in front of them! It immediately jumped on Aragorn,
knocking the young ranger into a desk that just happened to be there,
knocking over a pencil as they fell. Legolas laughed at his friend's
mishap, but a moment later the cow ran into Lord Elrond's house,
making a beeline for the bathroom. 'We'd better catch it!'
Aragorn said urgently. 'It will wreck the arm! He and Legolas
raced in just in time to see the cow knock over a chair. Legolas
tried to grab it, but the purple cow ran up the elf's back, nearly
getting tangled in his hair before jumping off and spilling a pitcher
of water as it landed. At that moment Elladan and Elrohir came in.
'Holy flat fish!! Estel, what did you do this time?!
'It's not my fault!' Aragorn protested. 'Give us a hand
here!' After 34 minutes of chasing the cow all over
Rivendell, the three elves and human finally caught it and returned
it to the forest where they had found it. It quickly climbed the
nearest friend and hissed at them before disappearing quickly through
the trees. 'Well at least we'll never see that beast again!'
Aragorn sighed in relief. Dirty, happy and tired, Aragorn,
Legolas, Elladan and Elrohir tried to squeeze in the back door
without being noticed, but they spill right into Elrond. The elf lord
glanced at them with a raised eyebrow but did not comment, he had
other things on his mind. 'Have any of you seen Lord
Embriber's pet cow? It's gone missing and he's very worried. I told
him I was sure you four wouldn't mind helping him find it and bring
it back here.' The four friends exchanged worried looks. 'oh
no!' they moaned.
