Metal Gear Suburbs 2 Squirrel Eater

This is the sequel to my story "Metal Gear suburbs" it takes place roughly 5 minutes after the events of my first story.

Snakes awakens from his dumbfounded state of defeat to the buzz of his codec

Snake: Hello this is snake

Otacon: Hey snake what's wrong I'm getting weird signals from your sneaking suit…are you at an Elementary school.

Snake: No ummm… I was attacked bye terrorists …. Yea terrorist who stole my sneaking suit and put me in this jail….

Otacon: Snake you have to escape if you divulge any information our whole anti metal gear organization will collapse.

5 seconds later

snake makes over exaggerated fight sounds into the codex

Snake: Ok I made it out.

Otacon: Good job snake now you need to find some camouflage to help you blend in with your surroundings

Snake: Where am I going to get that I can't even find a pair of pants!

Otacon: Ok snake I need you to look around do you see any possible camouflage

Snake: Oooo a card board box Snake says after seeing an alley way with several newspapers strewn about with card board box and several old beer bottles.

Snake attempts to pick up the box and is greeted bye a loud groan

A dirty old man comes out of the box broken bottle clenched in his hand.

Snake runs like hell.

cheesy chase music plays

Snake out of breath finally jumps up a tree the confused homeless man continues in the same direction as if he still sees snake.

Snake turns on his codec

Snake: Otacon I just got chased by a some kind of new form of box dwelling metal gear I for one wont stand for this.

Otacon: Snake that was not a metal gear it was a homeless person you tried to steal his house shame on you snake

Snake: You know how I get when I see a card board box….

Otacon: Snake stop fooling around and find some camouflage or at least a pair of pants….

Snake: Oooo to hungry to run any more need food.

Otacon: Looks like your going to need to hunt for food I trust you at least have a small weapon on you.

Snake: Small weapon what do you take me for otacon some kind of pussy…

Otacon: What do you mean snake...?

Snake: Every one knows I keep all my good weapons up my….

Otacon: Stop right there snake I don't want to know…. Just go hunt something

Snake pulls his sniper rifle out of you don't want to know and precedes to look for prey

Snake: Hmm THAT LOOKS GOOD!

Snake spots a squirrel with his scope.

BANG! He shoots at the squirrel missing …

Snake: O crap I have my scope on backwards…

OUCH NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be continued!!