Dear so called "Laptop",
Well I officially dislike technology. No one sends letters , rides horses, and sell kids. Now what do we do for fun. I know we sit around like lumps on all this new supposedly "good" technology is one day going to kill us all. You know the weird "Phone" thingy. Well it took Mrs. Lovett and Toby 4 and half hours to explain it to me! If it takes longer than 30 minutes it is no use to Sweeney Todd. I have to write on this "laptop" because I have emotional and communication "problems". So Mrs. Lovett thought if I shared my thoughts with you people I would get "normal" if that could happen. Well anyways today a man came in for a shave and just dropped dead! It was no fair for me at all I mean what do I do if he drops dead? I know what it is too much work. I had to drag the body over to the chair put it in and then push the lever. Hard work for a barber. Then I almost got killed by a drunk driver. Nice isn't it, and then he yelled get out of the road. Well that ruined my day on top of it being completely sunny out as in no clouds to children are out and about. I wonder about Johanna and Anthony, oh well I got to go I guess.
Annoyed,
Sweeney Todd (the demon barber of fleet street)
