Author's Note : So, I started writing this at work today. I don't know WHERE it came from and it's definitely NOT complete. If you guys like it, I might do it up like We Weren't Crazy ... lots of one shots from the same universe. I'm obsessed at the moment with Bade having babies and this popped into my hand randomly. So, yeah! Review, let me know what you think and we'll see where we go from there! If you like it and have ideas or something you want to see, leave me the idea and I'll write you a story!


Sikowitz sits in front of his classroom, a tiny human infant in his lap. He's staring at the infant, who is staring back at him, her little blue eyes almost unblinking. It's like they're having a staring contest, the class in front of Sikowitz completely silent as they watch. Moments later, the tiny human infant begins to babble, her hands waving in the air as she carries on an unintelligible conversation. After a moment, her babble stops and her little body releases a deep sigh as she stares at him.

Sikowitz looks up, his eyes landing on a student with matching blue eyes. "Jade. Your tiny person would like something to drink," he tells her. Jade raises a pierced eyebrow, looking over at her boyfriend and then back at her daughter and teacher. "That's what she just told you?" she asked, trying hard to hide her amusement. Before she can move, Beck is grabbing the sippy cup from the diaper bag between their chairs and stands up, moving over and offering it his ten-month-old daughter.

Lennon bats her eyelashes as she takes the cup, her face breaking out in a gummy, one-tooth smile before she lifts the cup up. She shoves the tip of the cup into her mouth as she throws her head back. Beck's hands immediately stretch out, but Sikowitz has known this tiny human long enough to know her habits and he keeps the tiny girl centered on his lap. A bemused smirk crosses his face as he watches Beck in protective daddy mode. "Calm down, dear Beckett. She's fine."

"Yeah, but if you break her, you have to replace her," Beck smirks as he moves over to sit back down next to Jade, wrapping his arm around her shoulders. Jade rolls her eyes, snuggling in against his shoulder. Within moments, Lennon has dropped the cup and resumed her babbling conversation with Sikowitz. Tori is the closest to the rolling cup so she stands up and scoops it up, holding it in her lap for the next time the little girl decides she wants to wet her whistle.

Sikowitz waits for Lennon to stop babbling before he starts babbling back at her. Lennon's eyes widen and moments later she bursts into noisy cries. Mama Bear Jade is on her feet in moments, moving over to take her daughter from Sikowitz. "What the hell did you say to her?" she snaps as she hugs her tiny daughter close, rubbing her back easily. Beck looks at Jade like she's insane, shaking his head easily. "He was babbling at her!" he says as he watches Jade soothe the crying infant.

Jade glares at Beck before looking down at their daughter. "Obviously it wasn't just babble!" she says in a frustrated tone. She's never liked it when Lennon cries; the mothering instincts that she swore she'd never have make her feel uneasy and on edge whenever her daughter is upset and she can't immediately calm her. Before Beck can get to his feet and move over to help, Tori slides up. "C'mere, sugarplum. Come see auntie," she coos softly as she takes the baby from Jade.

Jade easily gives the baby up, rubbing her back as Tori takes her. Tori hugs Lennon close, humming in her ear. Within moments, Lennon is happy again, cooing and babbling against Tori's shoulder. "Oh, really? You don't say! I bet mama tried to take that yucky dress off of you," Tori smirks in amusement as she looks at Jade while smoothing down the skirt of the red and black dress the baby was wearing. Jade rolls her eyes, dipping her head until her nose is touching her daughter's. "Are you telling stories about me? Are you ratting mama out to auntie?" Jade's smile widens when her daughter coos at her, her little hands coming up to press against Jade's cheeks, slapping happily.

Jade winces, catching Lennon's hands and kisses them lightly. "No, no, no. No slapping. We only slap Rex," she tells her infant daughter. Tori bursts out laughing when Rex's indignant reply echoes in the room from behind them. Tori looks over at Rex, shaking her head easily. Unfortunately for the puppet, Lennon rather likes to tug on his hair and slobber all over his face, something neither Beck nor Jade discourage simply because they both find it beyond hilarious. Rex, however, doesn't and makes his protests quite loud and quite clear.

Lennon, already forgetting that Sikowitz had offended her, turns in Tori's arms, reaching for the crazy, beloved teacher. Sikowitz is up within a moment, moving over to take her back from Tori. Despite the man's obvious eccentricities, he cares for the kids like they are his own and has taking a special shining to Little Girl Oliver. He was one of the most supportive of Jade and Beck choosing to keep their child, offering them whatever help they needed. On days like today, when the babysitter is sick, Sikowitz allows them to bring Lennon to school with them, taking care of her during their classes.

When the bell rings, Jade shifts up with an air of uncertainty to her. She trusts Sikowitz with her daughter. There's no denying that. But she always feels nervous leaving her baby. Sikowitz notices her hesitation and moves over, holding Lennon out so that Jade can kiss her. "You be good for your crazy grampa, you hear?" she murmurs to her daughter as Lennon grabs onto her streaked hair. Beck comes over, carefully detangling tiny little fists from the colored streaks. Neither Beck nor Jade's dads are particularly involved in their children's lives but that wasn't any reason to deprive their daughter of a grandfather when they had one so willing.

Tori pulls a reluctant Jade out of the classroom, still pleasantly surprised when Jade loops arms with her and walks side by side to class. They have Math next, while Beck and Andre have to head off to History. Jade lets out another deep sigh, shooting a look over her shoulder towards Sikowitz's classroom. Tori grins, squeezing her arm easily. "It's going to be okay. You know he loves her and she loves him. Sure, she might be dressed like a bohemian hippie when we go to get her again, but she'll be healthy and whole and happy!" she grins easily at Jade.

Jade sighs, nodding her head. "You're right. You're right. I know you are," she murmurs before pulling her bag up on her shoulder. Her hand involuntarily presses against her lower abdomen, where she carried Lennon and kept her safe for forty one and a half weeks. Tori smiles easily, looking down at her. Jade's been doing that ever since she delivered Lennon, almost as if she's trying to wish her daughter back inside. The thick silver band on her left hand catches the light, a band that matches the one Beck wears on his left hand. Tori kisses Jade's cheek, hugging her tightly. "Don't worry so much, mama. Lenny's going to be just fine," she assures her as they go in and take their seats.

To be continued ...?