Team Sonic, Team Rose, Team Chaotix, and Team Dark had a problem. Rouge the Bat had been missing for several hours after volunteering to go on a solo mission. No one had seen her since.
"So, what should we do?" asked Sonic.
"I say we wait." said Shadow. "In the meantime, I'm going to go write more poetry." "I'm really concerned about Rouge." Knuckles added. "She could be anywhere!"
Suddenly, the loud roar of an aircraft was heard behind them. Piloting the craft was none other than Sonic's archenemy, Dr. Eggman. Trapped in an energy prison was Rouge.
" The jig's up, Sonic! Give me your Chaos Emeralds, or the whore gets it!"
"You bastard!" Knuckles yelled.
"Aw, we just collected them all!" Tails whined.
"Hey! Kidnapping is a no-no! Kids, if a stranger asks you to come with them, that's NO good! Be safe when you're alone, never go with a grown-up you don't know!" Sonic said.
"Where's that damn fourth Chaos Emerald?" Shadow cried. "Oh, here it is."
"And don't even try to hit the EggThingy. It's impervious to physical attack!"
"Vector, should we help?" Espio asked. "Find the computer room!" Vector replied.
"That's it! I can't take it anymore!" Knuckles took out a small golden star.
"Knuckles, don't!" Tails cried.
"Fighter Star Power, Make UP!"
A pink light surrounded the red echidna.
Her fur was now a magenta color, and she was wearing a black senshi uniform with blue trim.
"I'm a wandering shooting star, breaking through the darkness! SEGA Star Fighter! Game ON!"
The other furries were shocked.
"Knuckles?!" shouted Rouge from the Eggthingy, "You're a-a-a GIRL?!!!!"
"OMG!!!! yelled Amy. Hez a #$#$!!!!
"Duh…." droned Big.
"Find the computer room!" cried Vector.
"MySpace!"
"No furry tranny will stop my plan!" laughed Eggman.
SEGA Star Fighter grabbed a star-shaped weapon. "SEGA Serious Laser!" she yelled.
"My Eggthingy! What the hell?"
Sonic and Tails looked at each other.
"Now?" Tails asked. "Yeah, but you go first." replied Sonic.
"Fine."
"Healer Star Power, Make UP!"
Tails' fur was now a yellow color, and she was wearing a similar senshi uniform with green trim.
"Breaking through the darkness, I'm a wandering shooting star! SEGA Star Healer! Game ON!"
Cream was stunned. "Tails! I loved you!"
"Chao, chao, chao?"
"I knew it." Espio commented.
"Angst!"
SEGA Star Healer reached for her Star Yell.
"SEGA Sensitive Inferno!"
"You blew out half my precious invention! Don't be a playa hater!"
"Release Rouge, you bad-person!" yelled Sonic.
"Not until I get those Emeralds!" replied Eggman.
"Fine, then. I'm going to give you a time-out!" shouted Sonic.
"Maker Star Power, Make UP!"
Sonic now had powder blue fur and wore a black senshi uniform with purple trim.
"I'm a wandering shooting star, breaking through the darkness! SEGA Star Maker! Game ON!"
Amy was freaking out. "OMG- Sonikku!!!! Oh NOES!!!!"
Shadow looked at Sonic longingly. He had grown to accept the fact that he and Sonic could never be together, but now that Sonic was a female, perhaps it wouldn't be wrong…
"Find the computer room!" cried Vector.
"SEGA Gentle Uterus!"
BOOM!!!
Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles gathered together.
"We are the SEGA Starlights! Nothing will stop us from finding our Princess Elise!"
"Oh, what is your problem? Fine, have your stupid slut! I'm outta here!" yelled Eggman as he rocketed away.
"I'm alright." said Rouge. "And look what I got! Emerald number seven!"
"Sonic, I've come to confess my love for you!" said Shadow.
"Uh, Shadow, I'm not actually a woman." Sonic replied.
"WHAT!!!" Shadow raged. He turned to Rouge.
"Give me the Emeralds. Now."
The black hedgehog started to glow. He was surrounded by a fiery aura.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Sonic also did the same thing.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
10 minutes later…….
"I will defeat you!
"No you won't!"
"Bring it on!"
"Kame…"
"Kame…"
"Hame…"
"Hame…"
"HAAA!"
"HAAA!"
The two yellow spiky-haired hedgehogs shot increasingly bigger beams at each other.
Suddenly, Sonic said, "Look, Shadow, a Hot Topic! And they're having a sale!"
"Oh, where! Where!"
"Sucker!"
ZZZTT!
Hey, Hey Let's go, kenka suru,
Taisetsu na mono, protect my balls,
Let's Fighting Love!
Let's Fighting Love!
