The SUPER HYPER FANGIRL SHOW!!!!!!

ME: HELLOOOOOOO, peoples! I'm Anko and this is the... SUPER HYPER FANGIRL SHOW!! My first guest is GAA-CHAN!!

Me: Gaa-Chan,

-Are you really in love with Lee-Kun?

-If not, whom do you like?

-Do you or did you ever have any friends at all?

Gaara: 1st of all, DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME GAA-CHAN EVER AGAIN, EVER!!! IF YOU DO, I'LL KILL YOU!!!

ME: starts to cry

Gaara: No and I never will. No one in this whole wide world. No.

ME: Can I be your friend?

Gaara: NO!

Okay then! Next Victim!!!!

ME: Shika-Chan,

-How'd you get so smart?

-Will you every hook up with Temari or Ino?

-Can you do my homework?

Shikamaru: My name is S-H-I-K-A-M-A-R-U! Shikamaru, NOT "Shika-Chan"! No, I never will. Girls are troublesome. No I wouldn't do your homework. I don't even do my own.

Keep'em Comin'!!

ME: Kaka-Chan

-What's the real deal with you and Iruka?

-What exactly is "Icha-Icha Paradise" about?

-Why do you wear a mask?

Kakashi: what's up with you and the whole "Gaa-Chan, Shika-Chan and stuff?

ME: I think its KAWAII!!! . AND ONLY I ASK THE QUESTIONS!!!

Kakashi: Okay then. Iruka's just my friend.

ME: THAT YOU TOTALLY YAOI WITH, RIGHT?!?!

Kakashi: No.

ME: Awwwww! That's no fun!

Kakashi: sweatdrops Where was I? Oh, yeah. Icha-Icha Paradise is about what it was written about.

ME: TELL ME! PLEEAASE?

Kakashi: No.

ME:MEANIE!

Kakashi: n-e-ways… what was your last question?

ME: OH YEAH!!!! Why exactly do you wear that mask?

Kakashi: Cause I'm sexy like that!

song starts

I'm bringin' sexy back (YEAH!)

Those other Jonin don't know how to act (Uh-Huh)

Itachi's lame and Chouji's really fat (OOOHHH!)

I'll say it once "SasuXNaru" and that's that.(WOOT!)

ME: break it down, Kaka-Chan!

Kakashi: K- to the A to the K-A-S-H-I Kakashi!

I'm Ninjalious!

Iruka- HE'S HOT, HOT!

Kakashi-I'm Ninjalious

Gaara- HE PUT'S THEM DUDES ON ROCK, ROCK!!!

ME: stops track Ha! Gaara said put them dudes on rock, rock instead of girls! That proves that you're in love with Iruka! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kakashi- GAARA!!!

Gaara- My Bad, Kakashi-Sensei

ME: resumes track

Gaara: HE PUTS THEM GIRLS ON ROCK, ROCK!

Kakashi: I'm Ninjalious

Shikamaru: THEY WANT A TASTE OF WHAT HE'S GOT!

Kakashi: Ninjalious!

ME: stops the track THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

ME: looks at clock Well, we're out of time for tonight but I'll see ya next time! S.F.N.

Everyone: BUH-BYE!

S.F.N sayonara for now

XOXOXO

Please review! Thx go out to:

Gir-Chan

Nyoko-Chan

I don't own Naruto!