The SUPER HYPER FANGIRL SHOW!!!!!!
ME: HELLOOOOOOO, peoples! I'm Anko and this is the... SUPER HYPER FANGIRL SHOW!! My first guest is GAA-CHAN!!
Me: Gaa-Chan,
-Are you really in love with Lee-Kun?
-If not, whom do you like?
-Do you or did you ever have any friends at all?
Gaara: 1st of all, DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME GAA-CHAN EVER AGAIN, EVER!!! IF YOU DO, I'LL KILL YOU!!!
ME: starts to cry
Gaara: No and I never will. No one in this whole wide world. No.
ME: Can I be your friend?
Gaara: NO!
Okay then! Next Victim!!!!
ME: Shika-Chan,
-How'd you get so smart?
-Will you every hook up with Temari or Ino?
-Can you do my homework?
Shikamaru: My name is S-H-I-K-A-M-A-R-U! Shikamaru, NOT "Shika-Chan"! No, I never will. Girls are troublesome. No I wouldn't do your homework. I don't even do my own.
Keep'em Comin'!!
ME: Kaka-Chan
-What's the real deal with you and Iruka?
-What exactly is "Icha-Icha Paradise" about?
-Why do you wear a mask?
Kakashi: what's up with you and the whole "Gaa-Chan, Shika-Chan and stuff?
ME: I think its KAWAII!!! . AND ONLY I ASK THE QUESTIONS!!!
Kakashi: Okay then. Iruka's just my friend.
ME: THAT YOU TOTALLY YAOI WITH, RIGHT?!?!
Kakashi: No.
ME: Awwwww! That's no fun!
Kakashi: sweatdrops Where was I? Oh, yeah. Icha-Icha Paradise is about what it was written about.
ME: TELL ME! PLEEAASE?
Kakashi: No.
ME:MEANIE!
Kakashi: n-e-ways… what was your last question?
ME: OH YEAH!!!! Why exactly do you wear that mask?
Kakashi: Cause I'm sexy like that!
song starts
I'm bringin' sexy back (YEAH!)
Those other Jonin don't know how to act (Uh-Huh)
Itachi's lame and Chouji's really fat (OOOHHH!)
I'll say it once "SasuXNaru" and that's that.(WOOT!)
ME: break it down, Kaka-Chan!
Kakashi: K- to the A to the K-A-S-H-I Kakashi!
I'm Ninjalious!
Iruka- HE'S HOT, HOT!
Kakashi-I'm Ninjalious
Gaara- HE PUT'S THEM DUDES ON ROCK, ROCK!!!
ME: stops track Ha! Gaara said put them dudes on rock, rock instead of girls! That proves that you're in love with Iruka! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kakashi- GAARA!!!
Gaara- My Bad, Kakashi-Sensei
ME: resumes track
Gaara: HE PUTS THEM GIRLS ON ROCK, ROCK!
Kakashi: I'm Ninjalious
Shikamaru: THEY WANT A TASTE OF WHAT HE'S GOT!
Kakashi: Ninjalious!
ME: stops the track THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
ME: looks at clock Well, we're out of time for tonight but I'll see ya next time! S.F.N.
Everyone: BUH-BYE!
S.F.N sayonara for now
XOXOXO
Please review! Thx go out to:
Gir-Chan
Nyoko-Chan
I don't own Naruto!
