Warhammer 40k vs. Any Anime Part 3

THE WORLDS MOST ONE SIDED FIGHT

I do not own any of the animes nor do I own Games Workshop's Warhammer 40k

Well it's the time you have been waiting for. Kon, the all powerful mod soul in a stuffed anime vs. the Eternal God-Emperor of Mankind. WARNING CONTAINS SOME YOAI

Referee – "Let us see the status of each fighter"

Name: Kon

Type: Mod Soul trapped in a stuffed animal.

Height: 1ft tall

Weight: Half a pound of fire retardant stuffing

Weapons: His stuffed animal fists (aw so cute, no damage though)

Name: Emperor of Man

Type: A God inside the Golden Throne (but not any more tee hee)

Height: 8ft or so

Weight: No clue

Weapons: Holy Power Claw, Holy Power Armor, Holy Flaming Power Sword (Kon is dead)

Referee – "Ok this does seem one sided, May the combat and the stuffed anime enter the Arena"

Kon and the Emperor walk in.

Emperor – "Where is my opponent?"

Kon – "DOWN HERE!!!"

Emperor looks down, and sees Kon

Emperor – "Well I have had weaker opponents"

Referee – "Begin"

Kon – Charges at the Emperor and punches his right boot. No effect

Emperor – Looks Down again "What are you trying to do?"

Kon – "I am trying to destroy you."

Emperor – "Ok you want to fight" Shrugging. The Emperor lowers his sword to Kon's left shoulder. He burns of Kon's arm.

Kon – "AH YOU BURNED OFF MY ARM IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FIRE PROOF!"

Emperor – "Quit your crying and fight me"

Then the leader of the Hollows came out of nowhere, the Emperor turned around feeling the dark power.

Kon – "We both are so $ed"

Emperor – "No I have felt that power before… Horus!" The Emperor swung his power sword at the Hollow's mask and it cracked open. Horus' face was under the mask.

Horus – "Well you have seen through my plot Emperor"

Emperor – "Yes you where no good at doing anything."

Horus – "So why did you love me those years ago!"

The truth about the Emperor and Horus' fight during the Horus Heresy. The Emperor broke up with Horus. YOAI METER OF THE SCALE WOW!

Emperor – "I could not love you since you went to the side of Chaos… But I still love you!"

Emperor drops his sword.

Emperor – "Will you come back to me my love"

Horus – "Yes I will"

A passionate make-out happens right in the middle of the Arena

Kon – "THIS IS STUIPID! WHAT THE HELL ABOUT THE FIGHTING GAHH!!!"

Kon then manages to lift up the Emperor's sword. (with the help of pure rage) and chops Horus in half and makes the Emperor a cripple again. Horus is dying.

Emperor – "Don't leave me my love"

Horus – "I am sorry for all the years of pain I have caused… I love you still"

Emperor – "One final kiss then"

The final kiss then Horus dies. The Emperor is taken back to the Golden Throne, to regenerate.

Referee – "Well that was certainly an odd match… The Emperor wins!"

Kon – "WHAT BUT HE WAS KISSING HIS ENEMY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARENA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE"

Kon has a tantrum

Referee – "The reason you did not win is because you killed someone's lover, no matter what kind of relationship they are a part of… that is just no cool"

Kon – "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

End of Match

Part 4 coming soon