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Ways to annoy the people of lost:

1)run up to Jack and Sawyer yelling "it's finally over, Kate chose Hurley!"

2)tell Claire that Charlie and Desmond would make a cute couple

3)chase Locke around with the wheelchair

4)lock Jack in a room, then barge in with popcorn yelling "home movies" and make him watch

the tape of Sawyer/Kate

5)rock back and forth in front of Hurley muttering "4 8 15 16 23 42"

6)ask Ben if his mommy didn't hug him enough

7)ask Sawyer why he didn't shoot the boar

8)write Charlie's obituary, translate it into song, and sing it to him constantly

9)make fun of Jin in American

10)burn Sayid's pictures

11)constantly ask Sun if the baby is Michael's

12)frame and hang Kate's mug shot

13)dress up as a polar bear and run around camp

14)point out to Claire that in a matter of hours the paper that she tied to he bird will:

a)fall off b)get wet and become unreadable c)become bird food

15)constantly try to sell Locke hair growth formula

16)dress up as Jack's father and walk around waving at him

17)congratulate Ben o coming out of the closet

18)constantly call Hurley "Buddha" and laugh

19)ask Sawyer if he's seen his daughter recently

20)tell Charlie not to worry, Desmond will take care of Claire when he dies

21)shave all the hair off of Sayid's hair

22)leave Kate notes saying Kate I am your conscience... and list all of her crimes

23)run around yelling "others" at the top of your lungs

24)scream "Claire, Danielle took the baby again!" when she runs off to find them, take the baby yourself

25)run after Locke yelling "I want my kidney back!"

26)ask Jack if he was ever married, repeatedly

27)ask Ben if the other kids ever made fun of his huge head and beady little eyes

28)make paper airplanes and repeatedly throw them at Kate

29)stalk Locke while muttering "Teresa fell up the stairs, Teresa fell down the stairs..." over and over again

30)"No, Vincent! Don't run through the fence that killed Patchy!..."

Yes, I am well aware that I have problems. review please!!!!!!