Emmett's POV

'Sooooo bored…' I thought to myself as I sat on the couch. Stupid Bella wasn't around, so I couldn't tease her endlessly. Edward was, of course, with Bella, so I couldn't think things to annoy him. Rosalie, Esme, and Alice were shopping. Jasper was with Carlisle at the hospital. 'Ughhh…'

Jacob's laugh sounded through the house, and he walked into the living room. Nessie was perched on his shoulders.

"Hi, Uncle Emmett!" Nessie trilled, waving. I grinned at her.

"Heya, Nes. Wanna play a game?" I asked. She shook her head, curls bouncing.

"Jake is taking me to see the Jonas Brothers in concert!!!" She squealed delightedly. "We're leaving now!!" Jacob looked up at her, then back at me.

"Yep. The concert's tonight, in Seattle." He looked embarrassed. "So, can you tell Edward and Bella that we'll be gone for the night?" I nodded. 'There goes my last hope of entertainment,' I thought as they walked outside.

"Oh, and, Emmett?" Jacob called from the porch, "Cady's coming back from Italy in an hour. Go pick her up, okay?" I grinned.

"Got it!" 'Oh, the fun begins…'