The New "Girl"
Disclaimer: Dude, I don't own.
Note: I love an extremely cute a somewhat girly looking Kyle and this fic expresses that love. THIS IS A YAOI! SXK
Summary: Stan had to watch his best friend move away in the summer before their first year in high school. Three lonely years later Stan is surprised when an extremely cute girl is transferred into his class, and it seems that Stan has already fallen onto the pretty "girl's" bad side. To top it off it seems that everyone is aspiring against Stan to make the pretty "girl" hate him even more. Stan needs to make it up to the "girl" especially since they have a history together, and is his new next door neighbor.
The Cute New "Girl" and Stan
"Holly shit dudes, me 'n' Token were walking by the office and got to see the hot, and I mean HOTT new girl." Stan let a grin cross his face as he listened to Kenny McCormick gush about the new girl. Stan knew from experience that Kenny was most likely giving the girl more credit then she deserved and Token would pipe up and say "Oh she was cute but not a supermodel calm down." Stan waited for the cue of Token rolling his eyes at Kenny's overactive sex drive. To Stan's mild surprise the eye rolling never commenced and instead a light blush crossed Token's dark skin. The rest of the boys and girls in Stan's junior home room class took noticed to Token's quite tone and quickly gathered around.
"My god Token, was she really that hot?" Bebe Stevens asked as she leaned forward on her hands and smiled. Kenny couldn't help but look down the large breasted girl's shirt earning him a smack to the head.
"I am telling you she's hotter then any of the bitches we got here." Kenny coed out as Bebe once again slapped him across the head. Kenny grabbed his head and ran his fingers through his soft blonde hair overdramatically.
"So…Token, was she really all what Kenny made her out to be?" Stan asked from his secluded area with a raised brow. Stan watched as Token sighed and grinned.
"Dude she was soo cute…Like not even cute or even hot…She was…She was gorgeous!" Token said with a huge grin. Stan was shocked and decided he wanted to meet this beautiful stranger that had even won over the picky Token. As if on cue the door to the room opened and in walked the cutest girl Stan had ever seen. Her red hair framed her cute face and her cheeks were slightly flushed. Her purple shirt hung nicely to her thin body and her orange zip up hoodie was hung open showing her nice peaches and cream skin. A sweet smile graced her pretty pink lips as she put her hands behind her back nervously. Stan found the act completely cute, and couldn't help the grin that found its way on to his face when the gorgeous girl's emerald green eye found his blue ones.
"Hello…" The pretty mystery girl said in a cute slightly boyish voice. It was at that point that the new girl had single handedly won over all of the boy's hearts with one single smile and cute hello, and they were all in for an even bigger surprise.
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Kyle Broflovski sighed and nervously straightened his orange hoodie. It had been almost three years since he had moved to New York. He hadn't seen the kids he grew up with since the summer before his freshman year in high school, and he was now in his junior year. Kyle wondered if Stan Marsh his childhood best friend would even recognize him. He had change quite a bit and strangers often mistook him for a girl.
"Of course they'll know who I am…I mean, I grew up with all of these people. Stan will defiantly know how I am…Ok here I go." Kyle said with a smile on lips. Quickly he opened the door to his new homeroom and nervously wandered forward. Kyle blushed when the entire room went quite and all of the eyes where on him. The nervous red head scanned the room naming the student he knew in his head. Kyle's eyes fell on a busty blonde girl and blonde boy and instantly recognized them as Bebe and Kenny. Next his eyes fell on Token and then finally on Stan. Kyle couldn't help the smile that graced his pretty pink lips when he looked into Stan's blue eyes, and finally he felt at home again.
"Hello…" Kyle said sweetly as he nervously put his hands behind his back and rocked back and froth on the hills of his feet. Kyle hadn't felt this happy in a long time but all that was about to be shattered by his childhood best friend's dumb ass nature.
"Hey there cutie what's your name." Stan said with a wink to Kyle who was too shocked and honestly extremely pissed off answer right away.
"Excuse me!" Kyle exclaimed silently fuming.
"Stan knock it off your dating Wendy you jerk." Bebe said half heartedly knowing nothing would stop Stan anyway.
"Need someone to show you around honey?" Stan asked Kyle who was seriously considering kicking Stan through the wall.
"Dude…You know me!" Stan eyed Kyle in confusion to the pretty "girls" statement.
"I would remember someone as pretty as you." Stan said smoothly as Kyle frowned. Bebe sighed and walked over to Kyle. The blonde girl looked down at Kyle and smiled.
"Ignore them. Their like that to all cute girls like you." Bebe said in a comforting tone that only added to Kyle's shock.
"G-g-girl?!" Kyle grunted out with a frown and a blush. The rest of the class looked at the redheaded boy in confusion and briefly wondered if the gorgeous "girl" was either stupid or crazy. Just before anyone could question the new "girl's" confusion on "her" own sex further the teacher walked in.
"Oh I see you guy's are getting cozy with the new kid." A tall blonde teacher said with a smile. "Well old new kid. The office says you used to live here correct?"
"uhh…yeah" Kyle said with a sigh as he heard surprised gasps from the class.
"I am Mr. Maxwell and welcome back Kyle Broflovski" Mr. Maxwell said happily as he gestured to an open seat next to his childhood friend who was the last person he wanted to be around right now, but hey at least he had single handedly shocked his classmates and old friends into a kind of coma like state. Stan, Bebe, Token, and Kenny stared at the pretty redheaded "girl" who just so happened to be a boy that they grew up with. Kyle growled as he passed Kenny and Bebe. When he finally reached his desk next to Stan the redheaded beauty made sure to give him the deadliest glare he could muster; which if Stan wasn't in shell shock from mistaking his male childhood best friend for a gorgeous girl he would have found the angry redhead even hotter. Somehow Stan figured sorry just wouldn't cut it, and before he could even get that out Mr. Maxwell began class.
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Stan sighed as he walked into the gym and found his childhood best friend unleashing his wrath on a punching bag. Stan took his time overlooking every inch of the smaller teen. His gym shorts were a lot shorter then needed and showed off his nice legs while his white t-shirt was slightly too big, and made him look adorable. Stan frowned not remembering his cute childhood friend in the change room.
"It's really a shame he's a boy…Damn he's cute as hell." Stan said with a grin as he continued to watch the smaller teen. Stan leaned against the wall and let a coy grin fall on his face as he watched Kyle deliver well timed kicks and punches to the innocent bag.
"Someone's a black belt" Stan said with a grin. That somehow made the little redhead even more attractive to Stan, and then he realized that he might actually have a hard time defending himself from the 5'5' ball of furry. No one in the South Park came close to beating the black belt Stan in a match, and just watching Kyle let off his steam indicated to the dark haired teen that he didn't want to be on the receiving end of the redhead's wrath. A sigh escaped Stan's lips as he slowly approached the fuming redhead. Stan could tell that the underclassmen and upperclassmen in their all boys P.E. Class weren't helping.
"Dude, how did a girl get into an all boys gym class." Stan heard one of the upperclassmen say with a smile as he ogled Kyle. Stan noted that with each word form his peer's the redhead's kicks and punches became harder.
"What are you bitching about she's a total boom shell!" Another teen called out. Stan winced as Kyle gave the bag a particularly hard punch.
"Hey dude…" Stan said with a friendly smile. Kyle stopped in mid punch and glared at Stan. Stan sighed and stepped closer to the redhead.
"Are you still mad about this morning?" Kyle didn't answer Stan's question and instead gave the punching bag a round house kick with enough force to break the chain and crack the wall where the bag hit in a loud thud. Stan's eyes widened and he glanced at the smaller teen that barley came to his chest in amazement. Kyle gave Stan a look that said "Does that answer your question you goddamn bastered!" The dark haired teen grunted and ran his fingers through his hair.
"Good morning class!" a slightly large man said with a grin. The teacher looked around and let his eyes fall on Kyle.
"Uhhhh…I think your in the wrong class miss uhhhh?" The teacher said to the redhead. Stan sighed and was half way shocked that Kyle didn't kick him in the face.
"It Mr. Broflovski and I should be on the list!" Kyle growled out and the teacher visibly flinched. Stan couldn't help but grin at the sad sighs from his peers.
"Oh yes…hmmm it also says that I should partner you with Stan Marsh, and I am Mr. Kay by the way." Both Stan and Kyle sighed. It looked to be a long year and Stan had already completely screwed up.
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Kyle briefly wondered if the universe hated him and how he got himself into these situations. A blush tickled his cheeks lightly as he struggled to get off of the larger teen under him. For a brief moment Kyle noted how close he was to Stan's face and how well he fitted in the other teen arms. If the redhead wasn't so pissed off at Stan he would of admitted that he liked being in this compromising position, and for a moment he forgot he was even mad. Then Stan opened his big fat mouth.
"You know, I kinda like you on top of me like this." Stan said with a smug grin on his face as he tried to help the smaller teen up from straddling his lap. "So I guess this makes you my new next door neighbor. Welcome to the great out doors. I kinda like being nine miles from town, it's nice and peaceful." Stan openly ogled the redheaded flushed eye candy standing next to him.
"Are you gonna help me get the poor thing down or just drool over me like the dumb ass you are." Kyle said as he attempted to hoist himself back on the large wall that divided his house from Stan's. Stan sighed and held the smaller teen up so he wouldn't fall again. Not that Stan minded having a lap full of the redhead; boy or not Kyle was cute, but something told him that the accidental fall onto Stan only angered the redhead more.
"Come here kitty…I am not going to hurt you." Kyle cooed out to the grey kitten that had got it self stuck. The small grey ball of fur meowed and jogged over to the redhead. Kyle gently picked up the frighten kitten and brought him to his chest.
"Ok, you can put me down now." Kyle said with a blush on his face. Stan gently put the redhead down, and for the first time in three years got an up close look at the small bundle of furry known as Kyle. Stan left his arms around the smaller boy's waist letting his hands rest on the small of his back. Kyle looked up in to Stan's blue eyes and blushed as his heart beat speed up. The kitten nuzzled into Kyle's chest and his bandaged arms warped protectively over the grey ball of fur. Stan let his eyes fall onto a bandage that covered the right side of Kyle's pretty face and also took note of his bandaged wrist. Stan unconsciously brought the smaller teen closer to his chest to observe the boy's pretty features bring Kyle out of his dazed thoughts. Stan leaned in closer noticing the effect Kyle was having on him. Stan's face felt hot, his stomach fluttered, not to be out done by his beating heart and Stan wondered if Kyle could hear it.
"S-s-stan…You can let go now." Kyle stuttered out to his childhood friend. Stan blushed and finally let the smaller teen go.
"Sorry…" Stan muttered trying not to make the moment any more awkward then it already was.
"Whatever dude…" Stan pet the kitten that had fallen asleep in the redheads arms.
"I really need to go." Kyle sighed out suddenly as he pushed the kitten into Stan's arms and ran off in the direction of his house. Stan starred slightly shocked and then glanced down at the startled grey kitten in his arms. Stan smiled and held the small stray up.
"Sooo…What should I name you?" Stan asked the gray ball of fur. The kitten simply blinked and meowed for the redhead who had just taken off.
"It's going to be a long year…" Stan mused as he walked to his house with his new kitten. The kitten meowed in agreement and curled up into Stan's arms. "It's going to be a blast."
